The President of the United States wrote:The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

We are officially living in a simulation

Grotewold wrote:

The President of the United States wrote:The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

We are officially living in a simulation

Funny you should mention simulations, as it was just reported that POTUS installed a full room golf simulator in the White House.

slugsrbad wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

The President of the United States wrote:The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

We are officially living in a simulation

Funny you should mention simulations, as it was just reported that POTUS installed a full room golf simulator in the White House.

I don't see a problem with this. I suppose that t depends on how often and long he uses it. Obama put in a basketball court. I think other presidents have done similar things. Pretty sure there is a bowling alley.

His doctor probably told him to exercise more and this is his solution...the most stagnant form of exercise possible.

I very rarely send emails anymore, but I did today. It's scary just how good gmail is at auto completing entire sentences. Sent a 5 sentence response and think I typed like 6 letters total.

still not inclined to get a job eh

That's what I was responding to!

Slowhand wrote:It's possible my neighbors may have stolen my pizza.

how is that even possible?

Slowhand wrote:That's what I was responding to!

good thing you let gmail do the writing! putting that best foot forward.

<sorry, I am not picking on you, you were just relevant to me today. #BeBest>

thephan wrote:

Slowhand wrote:It's possible my neighbors may have stolen my pizza.

how is that even possible?

I ordered a pizza and delivery time was 40 minutes. 30 minutes pass and I hear a knock, but sounds like someone else’s apartment. Look out the peephole and it was across the hall. But it was a pizza delivery guy (I couldn’t tell which place). There seemed to be a bit of confusion for some reason between delivery guy and the neighbor, but I couldn’t make out what was said before they handed over the pizza and left. 20 minutes pass, now making my pizza 10 minutes late, and this place is never late, so it aroused my suspicion. But then my pizza arrived right after that (with NO APOLOGY FROM THE DELIVERY GUY FOR BEING LATE).

I hope you went to your neighbor and apologized for starting internet rumors about them

Interestingly, I’ve had several opportunities over the years to steal people’s food deliveries (assuming it was already paid for online). My apartment complex has 16 buildings with different address numbers on the buildings of course, but the actual apartment numbers repeat in each building. So each building has an apartment # 105, 107, etc. which is really stupid. My building is the first one you see when you pull into the complex, so delivery drivers see the apartment numbers listed on building but don’t pay attention to the actual address number, and so they knock on my door to deliver a pizza to apartment 105, which mine is, but it’s the wrong building.

Also had one guy who I think was going to pick up a date and was surprised to see a dude answer the door, and rather relieved when I told him he had the wrong building.

Happy Internet Friends Day!

Uncle Milty wrote:That's dangerous if he gets aroused just seeing them get pizza delivered

I've seen that movie.

Colorado store closing after removing Nike merchandise over Kaepernick ad

I’ll appluad his convictions, but it is a lesson for all those out there that you don’t have to be particularly smart open a business. After 20 years stupidity caught up with him.

I have a wedding to go to at the end of March and I did not time my haircut game very well. I go about every 6 weeks, and I'd be due for a trim around the end of February, which means i'd have a month old cut by the time of the wedding. And we can't have that. I'm on week 4 of my cut right now, so I guess I'll move this cut up in the rotation. Just disappointed in myself.

Some people don't know if they will be able to put food on the table each night

yeah, man. crazysauce.

What if you just kept the regular schedule and cut more hair off this time

ASMR makes my skin crawl.