Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 20, 2018 15:55:06

I drive safely, thank you very much!
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby mickbayne » Fri Apr 20, 2018 16:16:59

Hate hate hate when people ride their bike on the sidewalk in Philly. If you're too scared to ride in the street just walk.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri Apr 20, 2018 16:26:58

Slowhand wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:some some lady in a car and two dudes on a bike getting into it last night. guy kept yelling WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO THE ENTIRE ROAD over and over.


And they don’t have to follow any of the rules of the road. Win win for them.


They have to follow literally every rule of the road.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Apr 20, 2018 16:29:13

slugsrbad wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:some some lady in a car and two dudes on a bike getting into it last night. guy kept yelling WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO THE ENTIRE ROAD over and over.


And they don’t have to follow any of the rules of the road. Win win for them.


They have to follow literally every rule of the road.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri Apr 20, 2018 16:46:04

I don’t think that’s the joke. Slowhand seems to be anticyclist
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri Apr 20, 2018 17:04:50

He definitely is

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Apr 20, 2018 17:18:48

slugsrbad wrote:I don’t think that’s the joke. Slowhand seems to be anticyclist


i took at as him saying that while they are supposed to follow every rule of the road, they follow (in his experience at least) none of them.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Apr 20, 2018 17:27:39

ReadingPhilly wrote:
slugsrbad wrote:I don’t think that’s the joke. Slowhand seems to be anticyclist


i took at as him saying that while they are supposed to follow every rule of the road, they follow (in his experience at least) none of them.


It's probably somewhere near the percentage of drivers that don't use their turn signals or come to a complete stop at stop signs. Okay, probably less than that. Closer to those who make illegal left turns or don't know what a double yellow line means.

There certainly are some jerky bicyclists out there ( and runners , too). When your feeling is that they shouldn't be on the road at all, though, I'm pretty sure the incidents of breaking the law get highlighted in your mind, while those that do obey go (literally, in too many cases ) unnoticed.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 20, 2018 17:59:10

To be clear, I only once went out of my way to run down a bicyclist.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Apr 20, 2018 18:05:54

Slowhand wrote:To be clear, I only once went out of my way to run down a bicyclist.


Well, yeah, that time you time-traveled back to kill Hitler. No one can blame you for that one, though maybe for him only ending up with a broken leg.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Apr 20, 2018 22:31:08

Uncle Milty wrote:Where is this fantasyland with cyclists who obey traffic laws?


it's right here in the land we call self-preservation.

What do they do in your neck of the woods? Speed? Tailgate? Go 45 in the passing lane? Overtake on a double yellow? Ignore yield signs when merging?
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Apr 21, 2018 04:49:37

pass stopped traffic on right, then once the light changes or they get to the stop sign cut back into the running lane in front of the cars they just passed to make them have to crawl along

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Apr 21, 2018 06:55:27

Woke up about a half hour ago STARVING. Went to McDonald's, got two sausage McMuffin with egg sandwiches and two sausage burritos. Came home, consumed the food, and will now be going back to sleep for hopefully another few hours. To me, this is the beginning of a beautiful weekend.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Apr 21, 2018 08:50:21

Slowhand wrote:Woke up about a half hour ago STARVING. Went to McDonald's, got two sausage McMuffin with egg sandwiches and two sausage burritos. Came home, consumed the food, and will now be going back to sleep for hopefully another few hours. To me, this is the beginning of a beautiful weekend.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby The Dude » Sat Apr 21, 2018 22:06:07

Only had time for one beer at my favorite place in the world so I’m having two woodford reserves on the flight
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Apr 21, 2018 22:24:26

You’ve earned it
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 23, 2018 09:52:59

What's the deal with Beyoncé? I don't get why she is so beloved and worshiped, I don't have anything against her, her music is fine, she seems like a nice enough person, but I just don't get why she's so worshiped.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:30:55

had been thinking about that a lot lately too

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:07:43

I think I'm slowly falling down the rabbit hole of modular synthesis, specifically generative patches.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby mickbayne » Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:39:05

The Dude wrote:Only had time for one beer at my favorite place in the world so I’m having two woodford reserves on the flight

Having really good luck getting free woodford reserves on flights lately. Either they'll give me two and only charge for one, or give me one and not charge at all.
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