swishnicholson wrote:

slugsrbad wrote:

Slowhand wrote:

Soren wrote:got wazzed yesterday. Same response every time, feeling good but trapped in a weird headspace. Get stuck telling long stories (I am a bad story teller), feel weird about it but ultimately I think I'm pretty funny (looking) for the most part. Came home, listened to some spacey music and went to sleep.

Play list. Need to add some stuff, then work on sequencing of the tracks. Thinking some M83, some Boards of Canada.

You will not find happiness at the bottom of a bottle.

Obviously, because then you're done. Happiness is found somewhere in the middle of the bottle.

See, this is the sort of wisdom that keeps me hanging around this place.

I don't have a drinking problem.

I drink. I get drunk. I fall down.

NO PROBLEM!

CalvinBall wrote:Wazzed?

making me miss SK over here.

I did the weed.

Soren wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:Wazzed?

making me miss SK over here.

I did the weed.

Oh, I quick google search told me it meant drunk. Carry on then!

Happy Diwali, everyone! (td11)

Slowhand wrote:Happy Diwali, everyone! (td11)

Ooooh, I thought i'd missed it. I have , like, candles and everything.

Okay, just the candles actually.

Got my flu shot. Didn't hurt.

TenuredVulture wrote:Got my flu shot. Didn't hurt.

Mine hurt for days afterwards, especially because I sleep on the same side. But I got it from the county, since I my regular checkup was in August before flu season.

MrsVox wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:Got my flu shot. Didn't hurt.

Mine hurt for days afterwards, especially because I sleep on the same side. But I got it from the county, since I my regular checkup was in August before flu season.

I had a nursing student give me mine.

Watched Nathan for You, it was great, he spent $350k inventing a funny anecdote to tell on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I don’t usually watch any of those late night show, but I’d noticed that Nathan was going to be on so actually watched the episode he was on that he was doing the behind the scenes retelling of how he manufactured this anecdote.

So I decided to go on twitter to if Jimmy Kimmel was mentioning the fact that this whole thing had been a goof, he did not, so I went to his mentions thinking there might be some amusing tweets at him based on the fact that he got rolled by Nathan, but no. It was just a vile load of shit being lobbed at him and his children. I don’t really go on twitter, and that pretty much put the nail in the coffin for me. Why do people go on there, what a cesspool.

When you go out to eat with your significant other do you sit next to or across from? Hearing this couple sitting next to each other explaining that they are sharing a salad and entree because they share everything.

Across

I sit in her lap

Uncle Milty wrote:

azrider wrote:When you go out to eat with your significant other do you sit next to or across from? Hearing this couple sitting next to each other explaining that they are sharing a salad and entree because they share everything.

Just 2 - across. With another couple or group - usually next to.

Yup.

Also, we often will share but never explain this to each other. That couple seems like a real set of douche bags.

What's a significant other?

depends on the setup, but we usually sit next to each other

we also tend to prefer just sitting at the bar

azrider wrote:When you go out to eat with your significant other do you sit next to or across from? Hearing this couple sitting next to each other explaining that they are sharing a salad and entree because they share everything.

the most underrated benefit of coupledom

Thinking how the NFL could be better geographically with the Ravens in the AFC East, Colts in the AFC Central, and Dolphins in the AFC South... and flip the Panthers to the NFC East and Cowboys to the NFC South... definition of a random thought while in the shower

Grotewold wrote:

azrider wrote:When you go out to eat with your significant other do you sit next to or across from? Hearing this couple sitting next to each other explaining that they are sharing a salad and entree because they share everything.

the most underrated benefit of coupledom

heck no. don't touch my food and don't encroach on my side of the bed.

/married 18 years

MrsVox wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

azrider wrote:When you go out to eat with your significant other do you sit next to or across from? Hearing this couple sitting next to each other explaining that they are sharing a salad and entree because they share everything.

the most underrated benefit of coupledom

heck no. don't touch my food and don't encroach on my side of the bed.

/married 18 years

Heresy. When you go out to eat do you actually allow each other to order the same thing?