I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

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Postby Woody » Sun May 28, 2017 20:38:16

You guys all wipe your ass while sitting right?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby 1 » Sun May 28, 2017 20:53:42

How is that even possible!
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Sun May 28, 2017 20:59:13

Lean a little but mostly sitting

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Sun May 28, 2017 22:10:52

$28 cut/$10 tip (+$5 for the shampoo girl)

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun May 28, 2017 22:44:42

I used to go to the haircutting school on Bainbridge and get a free cut. I think I gave a 5 dollar tip.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Sun May 28, 2017 23:33:39

Bucky wrote:$28 cut/$10 tip (+$5 for the shampoo girl)


On a $28 charge I'll give $35 and think that's fine. And I know how to wash my own hair.

That said, if it were $30 I'd probably tip ten. But if it were $30 I'd go someplace else.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun May 28, 2017 23:49:15

what if it was 29?
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Mon May 29, 2017 00:09:25

Bill McNeal wrote:
1 wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Daddy Warbucks over here.


pretty sound to kick an extra 1-2 over to the guy with a razor along your neck

Seemed low to me as well.



So wait what are you tipping a barber? I never know what's right.


The place I go to charges $17 and I always give $5 whether the cut is good, bad or indifferent.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Mon May 29, 2017 00:10:40

Wheels Tupay wrote:what if it was 29?


I'd dig up 7 or 8 bucks somewhere. I may tip $10, but $11, Holy Christmas! What am I, made of money?
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Stay_Disappointed » Mon May 29, 2017 01:05:53

When women put rouge on their cheeks it makes them look like clowns
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon May 29, 2017 08:10:06

True. Part of why Amish.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby slugsrbad » Mon May 29, 2017 08:22:59

I tip $3.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon May 29, 2017 17:07:09

15+5 if I'm near Chinatown or 25+10 if I'm going on a first date that week. free if I feel like bothering my barber friend

sucks dropping 35 bucks on a haircut but the difference in quality is noticeable and lets you go longer without having to get another haircut. and I usually get a free beer in the pricier spots
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon May 29, 2017 17:45:19

three times in the past three weeks i've dropped my wallet in a store and gone back and someone had turned it in. THREE TIMES.

Aside from my incredible carelessness and luck in 3 honest people finding it, I've got to get one of these tracking devices I have working and put it in the wallet.

And in none of those times did I even need my actual wallet and instead used Samsung Pay.

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Mon May 29, 2017 17:49:39

Get a chain wallet and look like a tough guy.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon May 29, 2017 17:52:07

On the hair cut point, I don't want to be patronizing, he gave me his cell and told me to text him whenever I need a touch up and not worry about paying. Thing is, I know they are struggling financially and I wanna take care of the dude and their family, they are real good people and the work he does is top notch. I'd pay $30 each for me and my son no problem, but when I try to go be the extra cash he won't take it.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby 1 » Mon May 29, 2017 18:20:11

You should hold the door open and throw it at him
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Mon May 29, 2017 20:39:08

Always thought arachnids were types of insects, but they are not. Also, ticks are arachnids, so they are not insects either.
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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon May 29, 2017 20:43:00

they're vegetables. ask 1.

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Re: I Think therefore I Post- random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Mon May 29, 2017 21:14:41

20 on a 30 dollar haircut
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