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Re: NOPE
by Barry Jive » Fri Feb 15, 2013 14:31:02
TheFrank wrote:Barry Jive wrote:
C'mon dude
the thread is called "NOPE"
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: NOPE
by Monkeyboy » Fri Feb 15, 2013 16:29:08
I got some madagascar hissing cockroaches for my classroom because my college students liked them years ago. But one of my high school students sent me this video and I'm having second thoughts about it. I didn't realize they had live births.
NOPE.
NOPE.
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Re: NOPE
by Monkeyboy » Fri Feb 15, 2013 16:57:52
I lasted over a minute, mostly out of respect for the student who sent it.
I bought them a can of cat food today. They like cat food.
I bought them a can of cat food today. They like cat food.
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Re: NOPE
by Slowhand » Fri Feb 15, 2013 18:42:26
Roaches are the worst. The fucking worst. Few things fill me with such disgust and rage as roaches. The fact that they exist on the same planet as me makes me irate. I hate them. And you want them in your classroom.
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Re: NOPE
by phatj » Fri Feb 15, 2013 19:01:42
Barry Jive wrote:
OK, seriously, what in the blue fuck is this thing? Or, maybe more importantly, where?
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Re: NOPE
by Monkeyboy » Fri Feb 15, 2013 19:02:53
They are madagascar hissing cockroaches. They don't infest things like american cockroaches. They are very large and hiss when you disrupt them. The kids seemed to think they were disgusting at first, then they thought they were funny, and now they are always asking about them. But the longer they are there, the more disgusting I find them.
I think teaching science is largely about getting the kids engaged in the process. If they are making faces and going "ewwww" and giggling and running away from the cage, then they will remember it and anything else I decide to attach to the experience. Emotions solidify learning. Same thing with the worm farm we're building and the shitake mushrooms we're growing. And, hopefully, the aquaponics system I'm trying to get financed will also create those experiences.
I think teaching science is largely about getting the kids engaged in the process. If they are making faces and going "ewwww" and giggling and running away from the cage, then they will remember it and anything else I decide to attach to the experience. Emotions solidify learning. Same thing with the worm farm we're building and the shitake mushrooms we're growing. And, hopefully, the aquaponics system I'm trying to get financed will also create those experiences.
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Re: NOPE
by Soren » Fri Feb 15, 2013 19:05:01
phatj wrote:Barry Jive wrote:
OK, seriously, what in the blue #$!&@ is this thing? Or, maybe more importantly, where?
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18 ... ing_in_nj/
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Re: NOPE
by Wolfgang622 » Fri Feb 15, 2013 19:06:20
phatj wrote:Barry Jive wrote:
OK, seriously, what in the blue fuck is this thing? Or, maybe more importantly, where?
In a land called Adobe, city of Photoshop.
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Re: NOPE
by WheelsFellOff » Fri Feb 15, 2013 19:14:31
It was a' a funny angle.
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(It's behind you Tyrone. When you back up, things come from behind you.)
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Re: NOPE
by The B1G Piece » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:08:01
While taking photos for his new book "Serpentine" (Abrams, $50), Mark Laita was bitten by a deadly black mamba snake. (He even captured a picture of the snake biting his leg—though he didn't realize it until later, when he was reviewing his shots.) Fortunately, it hadn't injected any venom. If it had, the bite could have been fatal.
Mr. Laita kept at it anyway. The book has nearly 100 portraits of the slithery beasts, shot against a black velvet background. A little creepy, yes, but they're also strangely alluring. "Their beauty heightens the danger," he writes. "The danger amplifies their beauty."
what in the fucking fuck
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Re: NOPE
by Monkeyboy » Mon Feb 18, 2013 06:54:57
Thought of this thread yesterday. I was out for a walk and went to the place called La Crevasse, which as you can imagine is a cliff with a lookout. I started getting close to the lookout area and noticed that the snow was super deep and starting to get holes underneath where the snow was melting from the bottom. The snow was so deep that I couldn't tell where the lookout platform started and I started to get the idea that the huge pile of snow I was standing on could slough off and send me over the edge. Even though I was by myself, I said "NOPE" out loud and turned around.
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Re: NOPE
by WheelsFellOff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 14:57:29
702 wrote:Chuck Testa
I laughed, but I'm not proud of myself.
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Re: NOPE
by Rev_Beezer » Mon Feb 25, 2013 23:25:18
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!
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