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Re: NOPE
by Barry Jive » Fri Apr 05, 2013 15:36:02
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: NOPE
by Luzinski's Gut » Mon Apr 08, 2013 20:14:32
Sheepshead. Great eating. Fun to catch as well, use fiddler crabs.
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Re: NOPE
by Luzinski's Gut » Tue Apr 09, 2013 21:04:33
"Of all of Ruben's gifts, the ability to simultaneously punch 4 million people in the dick is probably his most impressive." Endless Summer
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Re: NOPE
by phatj » Tue Apr 09, 2013 21:50:44
Sounds yummy
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Re: NOPE
by BigEd76 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 00:30:26
"fruit"
British novelist Anthony Burgess writes that eating durian is "like eating sweet raspberry blancmange in the lavatory". Chef Andrew Zimmern compares the taste to "completely rotten, mushy onions." Anthony Bourdain, a lover of durian, relates his encounter with the fruit thus: "Its taste can only be described as...indescribable, something you will either love or despise. ... Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother". Travel and food writer Richard Sterling says: "...its odor is best described as pig shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock."
Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray and used surgical swabs.
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Re: NOPE
by Monkeyboy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 04:29:37
Luzinski's Gut wrote:http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
Mantis shrimp, oh hells no.
that's amazing. Nature kicks ass.
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Re: NOPE
by phatj » Wed Apr 10, 2013 06:12:19
BigEd76 wrote:"fruit"British novelist Anthony Burgess writes that eating durian is "like eating sweet raspberry blancmange in the lavatory". Chef Andrew Zimmern compares the taste to "completely rotten, mushy onions." Anthony Bourdain, a lover of durian, relates his encounter with the fruit thus: "Its taste can only be described as...indescribable, something you will either love or despise. ... Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother". Travel and food writer Richard Sterling says: "...its odor is best described as pig #$!&@, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock."
Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray and used surgical swabs.
Those spines on the outside are just as hard and pointy as they look. There's a big Asian grocery on 63 in Montgomery Township (Assi Plaza) that sells them. They're in a mesh bag with a handle so you can carry them.
I've been tempted to try one but have heard before that they're... not for everyone.
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Re: NOPE
by Soren » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:28:27
In Thailand, during the right season, entire streets would smell like fucking shit from all the street carts selling that shit ass fruit fuck that shit
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Re: NOPE
by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:29:44
figure TV is loading up some kind of hipster fruit joke
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Re: NOPE
by Barry Jive » Fri Apr 12, 2013 15:42:02
old swimming mask designed to protect yr face from the sun
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Re: NOPE
by swishnicholson » Sun Apr 14, 2013 20:22:35
You don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'. But you never even call me by my name.
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