World Series Game 6 Thread: We need a miracle

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:21:12

SpeedRacer wrote:I texted her to say "that's kind of messed up, but the game isn't over yet. let them play ball and see how it goes."

She responded with "matsuri(sic) is too good, they don't have a chance."

"neither do you anymore."

APPROVE

by gr » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:21:30

SpeedRacer, does your chick have a linebeard?

by **PSUsarge** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:21:32

Titlehungry wrote:Conservative icon has "graphic" sex tape...

Carrie Prejean, the Miss California USA Pageant contestant who became a conservative icon after she spoke out against gay marriage at the pageant, is part of an "extremely graphic" sex tape that, among other things, includes her "going solo" on herself. The threat of releasing the sex tape is what got Prejean to settle her lawsuit against the Miss California USA Pageant, as she had filed a lawsuit against them claiming that she didn't win the pageant because of her conservative views. The pageant was demanding that she pay back the money they gave her for breast implants.

TMZ obtained the sex tape months ago but never released it because it was "so racy."

by **Woody** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:00

EndlessSummer wrote:
Woody wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
Woody wrote:
SpeedRacer wrote:A girl I've been casually seeing just texted me with "How tough are your Phils now!" This is the first time she's ever referenced Baseball.

I asked for clarification, she lived in Florida for 23 years, shouldn't she be a marlins fan?

"they suck, and I live in NY now. Go Yanks!"

I think I have to break things off with her.

you donkey punch that c bag and make it hurt

i'm not kidding

I say stick with her until the night before the wedding.

Then break up with her via text message. "How tough are you now, c-word?"

I'd reply with "Phils are tougher to get rid of than my genital warts were"

"your box smells like Swisher's locker"

by **pianopop9** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:10

my facebook is full of gloating yankee ####s.

I'm thinking my post will be something like...

All morals are out the window. Apparently money and cheating do buy happiness. Why did you lie Mom?

thoughts?

by **herewego2-6** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:11

Jim Carrey easily turned in the best performance by far in Batman Forever...

by **Bakestar** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:28

SpeedRacer wrote:I texted her to say "that's kind of messed up, but the game isn't over yet. let them play ball and see how it goes."

She responded with "matsuri(sic) is too good, they don't have a chance."

"neither do you anymore."

If you really said that, I kind of love you.

by **dajafi** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:46

Titlehungry wrote:Conservative icon has "graphic" sex tape...

Carrie Prejean, the Miss California USA Pageant contestant who became a conservative icon after she spoke out against gay marriage at the pageant, is part of an "extremely graphic" sex tape that, among other things, includes her "going solo" on herself. The threat of releasing the sex tape is what got Prejean to settle her lawsuit against the Miss California USA Pageant, as she had filed a lawsuit against them claiming that she didn't win the pageant because of her conservative views. The pageant was demanding that she pay back the money they gave her for breast implants.

TMZ obtained the sex tape months ago but never released it because it was "so racy."

If this is true... well, tonight still sucks. But at least I got that to look forward to at some point.

by **Monkeyboy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:22:53

Woody wrote:
SpeedRacer wrote:A girl I've been casually seeing just texted me with "How tough are your Phils now!" This is the first time she's ever referenced Baseball.

I asked for clarification, she lived in Florida for 23 years, shouldn't she be a marlins fan?

"they suck, and I live in NY now. Go Yanks!"

I think I have to break things off with her.

you donkey punch that c bag and make it hurt

i'm not kidding

seriously. People who are casual fans of sports just don't understand. Someone kicking me when my team has just blown the WS due to playing much worse then they are capable of playing, are not going to seem funny to me. I'm going to want to smash their faces in. I repeat, tomorrow is going to suck.

by **drsmooth** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:23:03

SpeedRacer wrote:I texted her to say "that's kind of messed up, but the game isn't over yet. let them play ball and see how it goes."

She responded with "matsuri(sic) is too good, they don't have a chance."

"neither do you anymore."

at least something positive may have come from this evening

by **Soren** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:23:04

pianopop9 wrote:my facebook is full of gloating yankee $#@!.

I'm thinking my post will be something like...

All morals are out the window. Apparently money and cheating do buy happiness. Why did you lie Mom?

thoughts?

not worth being labeled a whiner. Just sit back and take it.

by **cartersDad26** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:23:47

now Ben shows effort

by gr » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:23:56

AND BARTMAN MAKES THE PLAY

by **Trent Steele** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:24:05

i wonder if jim ed warden will make an appearance for the phils? maybe les walrond

by **PSUsarge** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:24:10

Soren wrote:
pianopop9 wrote:my facebook is full of gloating yankee $#@!.

I'm thinking my post will be something like...

All morals are out the window. Apparently money and cheating do buy happiness. Why did you lie Mom?

thoughts?

not worth being labeled a whiner. Just sit back and take it.

Agreed

by **The Savior** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:24:23

What's going to piss me off tomorrow is all the fair weather Phillie phans who will be over this by morning and smiling and joking. I will want to toss each of them out the office window onto Market Street.

by **dajafi** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:24:27

Monkeyboy wrote:
Woody wrote:
SpeedRacer wrote:A girl I've been casually seeing just texted me with "How tough are your Phils now!" This is the first time she's ever referenced Baseball.

I asked for clarification, she lived in Florida for 23 years, shouldn't she be a marlins fan?

"they suck, and I live in NY now. Go Yanks!"

I think I have to break things off with her.

you donkey punch that c bag and make it hurt

i'm not kidding

seriously. People who are casual fans of sports just don't understand. Someone kicking me when my team has just blown the WS due to playing much worse then they are capable of playing, are not going to seem funny to me. I'm going to want to smash their faces in. I repeat, tomorrow is going to suck.

Jokes aside, this does show a serious empathy fail. Unless she's, well, unless she's Carrie Prejean, probably not worth hanging out with.

by **PSUsarge** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:24:28

Trent Steele wrote:i wonder if jim ed warden will make an appearance for the phils? maybe les walrond

RJ Swindle

by **The Savior** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:25:22

Must-win game, Eagles

by **pianopop9** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 23:25:38

PSUsarge wrote:
Soren wrote:
pianopop9 wrote:my facebook is full of gloating yankee $#@!.

I'm thinking my post will be something like...

All morals are out the window. Apparently money and cheating do buy happiness. Why did you lie Mom?

thoughts?

not worth being labeled a whiner. Just sit back and take it.

Agreed

good advice. i will bend over this year. How long til pitchers and catchers report?

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