Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Gimpy » Thu Oct 01, 2020 16:35:19

I liked Wally Szczerbiak back then. He always looked both confused and angry.

Also, holy shit, I forgot that he was an All Star in 02. In the west. Not as an injury replacement, he made the team.

2002 Western Conference All Stars:
Kobe / Duncan / KG / Webber / Steve Francis were your starters

Dirk / Nash / Payton / Peja / Wally freakin Szczebiak / Elton Brand (injury replacement for Shaq) / (Karl Malone - injured and not replaced)

That’s a mindfuck to me

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby MFP » Thu Oct 01, 2020 16:47:22

heyeaglefn wrote:
CFP wrote:Maybe they can keep Udoka around? If he's really the rising star he seems to be

Wasn't he in charge of the defense? I am not sure he did a great job.

Yeah, he was pretty well-regarded around the league before he got here IIRC and it feels like part of the reason he came here in the first place was to better position himself for a head-coaching job. After this year, he was only connected to one opening that I can remember other than the Sixers (the Bulls, largely because Eversley ended up there) and he didn't get that one. Fair or not is up for debate, but it seems like his rep might've taken a bit of a hit after this season.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:03:05

Couldn’t be happier about Doc. In-game strategy is so far down on the list of shit this franchise needs to fix. Doc brings a level of credibility to this organization that is desperately missing.
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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby heyeaglefn » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:04:14

Adding another Doc to the staff can't hurt either with our medical issues.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:15:58

Gimpy wrote:I liked Wally Szczerbiak back then. He always looked both confused and angry.

Also, holy shit, I forgot that he was an All Star in 02. In the west. Not as an injury replacement, he made the team.

2002 Western Conference All Stars:
Kobe / Duncan / KG / Webber / Steve Francis were your starters

Dirk / Nash / Payton / Peja / Wally freakin Szczebiak / Elton Brand (injury replacement for Shaq) / (Karl Malone - injured and not replaced)

That’s a mindfuck to me


We couldn't replace the mailman in 2002. What makes us think we can replace the mailman in 2020?



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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby MoBettle » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:38:54

I recall something about Wally thinking he was hot shit and his whole team hating him.
Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby slugsrbad » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:40:45

Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby SixerLed3 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:41:17

Doc Rivers is the new head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Gimpy » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:42:50

Do you know that Marc Zumoff, the TV play-by-play guy in Philly, refuses to call you Doc? He calls you Glenn Rivers every time.

I didn't know that! It's funny, though -- there's a fan there who brings a sign, every game since I've been a player, that says, "You're Not The Real Doctor." And I turn around like, "I know." I mean, how many more times do you have to tell me?

I asked Zumoff why, even though the answer was pretty obvious. He looked at me and said, "There's only one doctor in this town."

Funny story: The first game I started was against the Sixers. I walked out on the floor, and I didn't know what to say. I went over and said, "Umm, Dr. J, how are you?" And he said, "Doc, how are you?" And I said, "No, I'm Glenn." And he said, "No, you're Doc." And that made me feel like a million bucks.


Alright, I guess we can keep him

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby ek20 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:47:29

Ok let's see what happens
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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 17:53:33

wojespn
Rivers connected quickly with GM Elton Brand and Sixers ownership in Wednesday's meetings and sides moved quickly toward negotiating a multi-year deal that culminated with a formal agreement minutes ago, sources said.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:01:37

Low downside and high high upside. Probably a better mentor for Ben and Jo than any other candidates.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:06:02

jamiethekiller wrote:Low downside and high high upside. Probably a better mentor for Ben and Jo than any other candidates.


Seconded. Can't think of someone else who is going to be more likely to get the best out of them under current circumstances. And far better than the other options. With MDA, I feel like there was a 5% chance that it turned out awesome and 95% chance of a disaster, with no real middle ground.
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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:06:40

LOVE IT
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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby CFP » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:09:47

What is Zumoff going to do?

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby stevemc » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:09:59

Very pleased with this hire.

Feel like all the franchises are going with known commodities w track records.

Girardi-Phillies
Vigneault - Flyers
Rivers - Sixers

Lucky Doug has his SB ring

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:16:48

Count me in
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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby MFP » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:23:49

If you'd told me the day Brett was fired that we'd end up with Doc Rivers as his replacement, I'd have been pretty thrilled, so I'm really happy with this hire. The fact that Doc was only out of work for literally 72 hours before getting hired again feels like it says something good and is pretty similar to the timetable of Andy not being extended here and then being hired by the Chiefs. Hopefully, the ultimate outcome is similar.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby rolex » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:23:49

SixerLed3 wrote:Doc Rivers is the new head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.

Great hire. Sort of surprised that GR took another job so quickly. Thought that he might want to take some time off after being unfairly jettisoned by the Clippers.

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Re: Sixers 2020 Offseason Thread 1.0

Postby WilliamC » Thu Oct 01, 2020 18:27:19

Like it. Rivers' Sixers against Lue's Clippers

If Malika Andrews isn't a 10 she is close.
Do it again!

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