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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Dec 02, 2019 17:11:48

1 wrote:Won’t be long until McCarthy is calling them the Seg and Greg Connection


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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Titlehungry » Mon Dec 02, 2019 17:18:20

I'll wait for Kruk to be drunk and call them either Jean Segurius or Didi Gregura
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Ace Rothstein » Mon Dec 02, 2019 17:19:20

1 wrote:Won’t be long until McCarthy is calling them the Seg and Greg Connection


How bout that!!!!!

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Dec 02, 2019 18:27:58

MFP wrote:Steaks: Phillies announce they have claimed RHP Trevor Kelly off waivers from Red Sox

8.64 ERA, which sadly feels like an improvement over last year's pen. He'll slot in nicely between Roman Quinn and Yacksel Rios.

Nothing exciting but could be a cheap middle innings guy.
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Dec 02, 2019 18:40:33

Uncle Milty wrote:
MFP wrote:Steaks: Phillies announce they have claimed RHP Trevor Kelly off waivers from Red Sox

8.64 ERA, which sadly feels like an improvement over last year's pen. He'll slot in nicely between Roman Quinn and Yacksel Rios.

Nothing exciting but could be a cheap middle innings guy.


Oh, Trevor KellEy, not
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Dec 02, 2019 18:55:48

Fetch me Jose Peraza as our utility guy!
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby MoBettle » Mon Dec 02, 2019 19:45:04

So are they getting tenderized or not
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby joe table » Mon Dec 02, 2019 19:52:22

Are the fucking tendies ready yet :Gordon Ramsay Graem:

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Dec 02, 2019 19:52:28

MoBettle wrote:So are they getting tenderized or not

Waiting until halftime of the Sixers game so they can bury the news.
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Titlehungry » Mon Dec 02, 2019 19:53:50

Maybe Cesar and Franco are ringing the bell tonight to celebrate their free agency
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby MFP » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:01:14

Franco and Hernandez officially non-tendered.

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby JFLNYC » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:04:29

Jo decapitates Conley.
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Ace Rothstein » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:04:54

JFLNYC wrote:Jo decapitates Conley.


Does he throw a split though

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:05:01

JFLNYC wrote:Jo decapitates Conley.


He took those non-tenders hard.

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby JFLNYC » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:05:56

Ace Rothstein wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:Jo decapitates Conley.


Does he throw a split though


Whoops.
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby MoBettle » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:11:25

MFP wrote:Franco and Hernandez officially non-tendered.

Good bye pals
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:13:01

Boooooooo! Fire Klentak!
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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Ace Rothstein » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:14:38

Missin’ you Maik

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby MFP » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:16:03

Reds non-tendered Kevin Gausman. Worth a look, maybe?

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Re: 2019-20 Phillies Offseason: Striving for Better Than Ave

Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 02, 2019 21:16:24

when the time comes i hope he chooses the phillies cap in cooperstown

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