Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Upton"

Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:53:23

swishnicholson wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:yeh, he fits a real need we have. It would allow us to send Kingery down for a bit, too.


He's truly awful defensively though, isn't he?


Fits right in with the Phillies then

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:54:42

he'd be better than valentin, but i'd guess he doesn't make it to the phillies unless teams are unwilling to take on the ~$3M left on his deal.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby smitty » Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:58:16

swishnicholson wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:yeh, he fits a real need we have. It would allow us to send Kingery down for a bit, too.


He's truly awful defensively though, isn't he?


He's only spry enough to play 1B and DH now. We don't need him.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby phatj » Thu Jun 07, 2018 21:12:16

How did Babe Ruth only win MVP once? Was the MVP award not a regular thing back then?
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby smitty » Fri Jun 08, 2018 14:32:39

Uncle Milty wrote:
phatj wrote:How did Babe Ruth only win MVP once? Was the MVP award not a regular thing back then?

Didn't quite exist as we know it today during his early career. Could only win one under those old rules.


Until 1931, once you win an MVP, you were not eligible to win another. That explains some of it. But he didn't receive a single vote for the rest of his career. Not sure why because he was still pretty awesome for a few years,
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 08, 2018 20:43:52

I know you guys are already plenty ticked off about tonight's ballgame, but if you want to be even more so check out Tim Kurkjian's tweets on baseball terms. One or more is bound to send you through the roof (and probably a couple you'll nod along to.)

https://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN/status/1005088572972650496

https://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN/status/1005087762964537346

https://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN/status/1005085200114749441

https://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN/status/1005084779921006593

https://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN/status/1005084238759235584
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Jun 08, 2018 20:46:06

The games over .500 debate is pretty mind blowing

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Werthless » Fri Jun 08, 2018 20:57:51

1 for 5, Tim.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 08, 2018 21:00:33

Uncle Milty wrote:Fixed your links.



Thanks-I jumped in afterward too-hope I didn't undo your work.

Uncle Milty wrote:Shouldn't it really be RsBI?


(heh, heh. That's what I commented)
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Ace Rothstein » Sun Jun 10, 2018 18:55:51

Squire wrote:Rays just designated INF Brad Miller for assignment. He's 28 and has a .751 OPS.


Traded to the Brewers for that fat Korean who hit the lucky grand slam yesterday

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby thephan » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:36:52

Since Ohtani's arm fell off putting him out until 2020, the Phils snagging Trout seems better odds. I was afraid that Ohtani's impact would cement him in sunny SoCal.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:58:01

Why will he be out so long? Nearly two years for TJS seems insane.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Shore » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:47:52

CalvinBall wrote:Why will he be out so long? Nearly two years for TJS seems insane.


The ballpark numbers I hear are always 12-15 months. 15 months would be early September 2019, so I guess they're just rounding up. Plus, if they say 2020, and he pitches September 2019, boy, he's ahead of schedule! Get your tickets for next year!

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby heyeaglefn » Mon Jun 11, 2018 13:01:14

CalvinBall wrote:Why will he be out so long? Nearly two years for TJS seems insane.

He hasn't even had the surgery yet, once that is done he may be able to come back the end of next season but depending on the situation they could just hold him out.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Werthless » Wed Jun 13, 2018 17:49:52

On or around 1899 (I’ve seen it credibly reported as 1898 and 1900 as well), there was already a taboo against clubs stealing signs from one another. But that didn’t stop the Phillies, according to Christy Mathewson. Their scheme was pretty complex. Backup catcher Morgan Murphy would watch from the clubhouse beyond center field using a pair of opera glasses. When he saw the coming pitch, he’d signal whoever was coaching third base using a telegraph that triggered a buzzer in the coaching box that would vibrate under the coach’s foot. And that coach would then alert the batter whether to expect a fastball, curve or something else.

It worked for a while, according to Phillies historian Rich Westcott, until, in his half of the inning, “Cincinnati Reds infielder Tommy Corcoran was coaching third base, kicking up dirt, and going through the usual coaching gyrations when suddenly his spikes caught on something in the ground…. At first, Tommy figured it was a vine. But after closer inspection, he discovered an underground wire. Corcoran gave a yank, and up came a few yards of wire…. He soon found himself pulling up wire in the outfield.” Eventually, Corcoran, the Reds, and the umpires traced the wire back to Murphy in the clubhouse beyond the center field fence.


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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby phatj » Wed Jun 13, 2018 21:21:08

Werthless wrote:
On or around 1899 (I’ve seen it credibly reported as 1898 and 1900 as well), there was already a taboo against clubs stealing signs from one another. But that didn’t stop the Phillies, according to Christy Mathewson. Their scheme was pretty complex. Backup catcher Morgan Murphy would watch from the clubhouse beyond center field using a pair of opera glasses. When he saw the coming pitch, he’d signal whoever was coaching third base using a telegraph that triggered a buzzer in the coaching box that would vibrate under the coach’s foot. And that coach would then alert the batter whether to expect a fastball, curve or something else.

It worked for a while, according to Phillies historian Rich Westcott, until, in his half of the inning, “Cincinnati Reds infielder Tommy Corcoran was coaching third base, kicking up dirt, and going through the usual coaching gyrations when suddenly his spikes caught on something in the ground…. At first, Tommy figured it was a vine. But after closer inspection, he discovered an underground wire. Corcoran gave a yank, and up came a few yards of wire…. He soon found himself pulling up wire in the outfield.” Eventually, Corcoran, the Reds, and the umpires traced the wire back to Murphy in the clubhouse beyond the center field fence.


https://www.fangraphs.com/tht/on-children-and-cheating/

I was wondering if this was the origin of the phrase "telegraphing his pitch" but realized I was mixing boxing and baseball terminology.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Werthless » Thu Jun 14, 2018 09:32:31

The 13th highest projected wOBA (Steamer) for the rest of the season is owned by a 19 year old.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Jun 14, 2018 14:01:57

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Evan Gattis is the first player in Astros history with 5 RBIs in consecutive games and, according to Baseball-Reference, it's just the 34th time to happen since 1908. The previous guy to do it: Maikel Franco, as a rookie back in 2015, when he did it at Yankee Stadium and looked like a star in the making.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby pacino » Thu Jun 14, 2018 14:07:40

love how I dropped the guy a month ago!
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby PSUsarge » Mon Jun 18, 2018 18:22:51

https://www.metro.us/sports/philadelphi ... we-save-it

So, if I were Czar of the MLB, here’s what I’d do:

Ban the defensive shift, and require two infielders on each side of second base. Make every reliever face at least two batters. Eliminate warmup pitches for relievers entering games – what other sports allow subs to practice on the field?

In addition to those changes, I would initiate a 20-second pitch clock and enforce it. Dump the replay and call the strike zone as it’s actually written.

Finally, I would shorten the season back to 154 games, starting a week later, ending the World Series before November and add in a few post-season afternoon games.

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