Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Upton"

Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Mar 27, 2018 08:48:39

Oh yeah?
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 27, 2018 09:03:21

YEAH

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Mar 27, 2018 09:05:45

Oh, yeah.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:34:15

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:42:54

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Slowhand » Tue Mar 27, 2018 16:02:20

my cousin mose wrote:
Napalm wrote:he was my go to in home run derbys on sega genesis.

Oh hell yes


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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:18:09

Sometimes baseball drives me nuts. Twins are butt hurt because an Orioles rookie bunted against the shift when his team was down 7-0 in the ninth. I still wouldn't agree, but would understand, if the Twins' pitcher had a no-hitter going, but that wasn't the case. If there's an unwritten rule out there that you should quit playing to win at some point, they need to unwrite it, um, write it down and erase, uh, whatever one does to get rid of an unwritten rule.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby JUburton » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:19:31

swishnicholson wrote:Sometimes baseball drives me nuts. Twins are butt hurt because an Orioles rookie bunted against the shift when his team was down 7-0 in the ninth. I still wouldn't agree, but would understand, if the Twins' pitcher had a no-hitter going, but that wasn't the case. If there's an unwritten rule out there that you should quit playing to win at some point, they need to unwrite it, um, write it down and erase, uh, whatever one does to get rid of an unwritten rule.

Brian Dozier and the Twins are upset the Orioles' Chance Sisco tried to help his team win
It is OK to shift up 7-0 but obviously not OK to bunt against it down 7-0, duh Swish!

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:23:39

JUburton wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Sometimes baseball drives me nuts. Twins are butt hurt because an Orioles rookie bunted against the shift when his team was down 7-0 in the ninth. I still wouldn't agree, but would understand, if the Twins' pitcher had a no-hitter going, but that wasn't the case. If there's an unwritten rule out there that you should quit playing to win at some point, they need to unwrite it, um, write it down and erase, uh, whatever one does to get rid of an unwritten rule.

Brian Dozier and the Twins are upset the Orioles' Chance Sisco tried to help his team win
It is OK to shift up 7-0 but obviously not OK to bunt against it down 7-0, duh Swish!


Good point!
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:45:51

Fuck the Twins. Worry about your own team. If the game is over, why play the shift, fucking hypocrites.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Phred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:53:37

I would even be OK if it was done with a no-hitter going. If you shift on me, I would bunt it against the shift every damn time.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby JUburton » Tue Apr 03, 2018 09:58:54

Phred wrote:I would even be OK if it was done with a no-hitter going. If you shift on me, I would bunt it against the shift every damn time.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:05:20

Remember when the Phillies used the shift on power hitter Ryan Flaherty and he killed us?

I think the shift has officially jumped the shark.

Stop making your players move around the field for every goddamn hitter.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Shore » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:13:50

Doll Is Mine wrote:Remember when the Phillies used the shift on power hitter Ryan Flaherty and he killed us?

I think the shift has officially jumped the shark.

Stop making your players move around the field for every goddamn hitter.



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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby JUburton » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:37:47

Doll Is Mine wrote:Remember when the Phillies used the shift on power hitter Ryan Flaherty and he killed us?

I think the shift has officially jumped the shark.

Stop making your players move around the field for every goddamn hitter.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Werthless » Tue Apr 03, 2018 17:08:42

Uncle Milty wrote:Can't wait 'til I'm commissioner and make shifts illegal.

Perhaps we could draw boxes on the field, and make the players stand in them. Like the coaches.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 20:51:07

Uncle Milty wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:Can't wait 'til I'm commissioner and make shifts illegal.

Perhaps we could draw boxes on the field, and make the players stand in them. Like the coaches.

While I'd like to see the catchers box enforced nothing quite that stringent. One simple rule - the fielders must position themselves with both feet on the customary side of 2B until the pitch is released.


Agree. The shift is awful.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Stripes » Tue Apr 03, 2018 21:12:42

Wolfgang622 wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:Can't wait 'til I'm commissioner and make shifts illegal.

Perhaps we could draw boxes on the field, and make the players stand in them. Like the coaches.

While I'd like to see the catchers box enforced nothing quite that stringent. One simple rule - the fielders must position themselves with both feet on the customary side of 2B until the pitch is released.


Agree. The shift is awful.


Best way to get rid of the shift is to bunt against it. Constantly. It'll stop eventually...
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby The Dude » Tue Apr 03, 2018 21:39:54

I don't get why it's awful. it's playing defense
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby JUburton » Wed Apr 04, 2018 08:25:45

Let's get rid of the forward pass too.

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