Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:55:34

I don't know. Think Jones may cut his losses and shift his salary towards a Jonas Brother. Those boys are STARS

Here's another fun quote

That loud thud you heard Monday night was the Dallas Cowboys’ season crashing in a fiery ball into the Earth.

But at least one person refuses to believe it’s over, and there could be a second because we’ve yet to see if Captain Optimistic, Jerry Jones, has weighed in on the matter.

After losing Tony Romo for the foreseeable future to a broken clavicle – and it’s possible the quarterback is done for the remainder of the season – Roy Williams is upbeat.

Maybe that’s because the wide receiver put up huge numbers playing with Kitna on some teams in Detroit that didn’t, you know, win a lot of games.

“Tony is our starter, but Jon is just as good,'' Williams said, according to the Dallas Morning News. "We are going to work this week in practice so we can get the timing down with the receivers. But I have complete faith in him. I have played with him for three years and I know how good he is."

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:59:33

Well, it is better than, say, David Carr or Rex Grossman, right? idk

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Postby Soren » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:04:38

oh man. Rex Grossman. I miss that guy
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:12:29

Soren wrote:oh man. Rex Grossman. I miss that guy


Just wait till the Giants hurt McNabb

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Postby z ipper » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:23:23

getting kinda jealous of the cowboys. they're gonna get rid of their crappy coach and get a high pick. that'd be a great year for the eagles.

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:24:33

that play reminded me of varsity blues. BILLY BOB BILLY BOB BILLY BOB

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 26, 2010 23:48:58

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Postby cshort » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:23:06

Since the Eagles probably aren't going anywhere, lets trade Vick to Dallas for 2-3 first round picks. He'll regress down there, and eventually implode.
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Postby Soren » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:25:38

cshort wrote:Since the Eagles probably aren't going anywhere, lets trade Vick to Dallas for 2-3 first round picks. He'll regress down there, and eventually implode.


This would be fucking genius if the trade deadline hadn't already passed
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Postby cshort » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:37:32

Soren wrote:
cshort wrote:Since the Eagles probably aren't going anywhere, lets trade Vick to Dallas for 2-3 first round picks. He'll regress down there, and eventually implode.


This would be #$&! genius if the trade deadline hadn't already passed
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Damn, missed that.
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Postby Soren » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:40:24

players rarely get traded, but a week 6 trading deadline is stupid.
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Postby joe table » Wed Oct 27, 2010 14:05:14

joe table wrote:That top one is very photoshoppable. I'm sure KSK will be all over that though


Yep

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Postby Swiggers » Mon Nov 01, 2010 09:30:14

1-6

If you can't stop David Garrard, your season is toast.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 02, 2010 20:19:47

Cowbys cut Jason Williams, their 2009 3rd round pick

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Nov 03, 2010 02:34:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Cowbys cut Jason Williams, their 2009 3rd round pick

Just making room for Moss.

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Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Nov 05, 2010 22:11:39

"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man."
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Nov 06, 2010 00:35:55

Wheels Tupay wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/

:-D


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According to a recent USA Today poll, 45 percent of the country said that no team deserves to perform this terribly under this much pressure, except for the Dallas Cowboys. Thirty-two percent said that the season has been emotionally taxing for people who grew up worshipping Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, and Emmitt Smith, and that those people should probably go fuck themselves anyway.
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Postby joe table » Mon Nov 08, 2010 00:34:06

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Postby Grotewold » Mon Nov 08, 2010 09:54:35

Seriously, though............WTF? How is this happening?

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Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:35:52

Im not sure about the first handful of games but they have clearly quit since then.
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