Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:12:23

That's an interesting question--I really don't see how a shit storm of distraction helps the boys next week. If they get a new coach today (I presume they've got no real choice but to keep the assistants in place) then they aren't going to be able to game plan for the Giants. On the other hand, it's not like today is a real practice day in the NFL. But they could get all angrified and play like they care. I figure the boys have one game like that in them. But I doubt it will come next week, and I honestly think the Eagles are probably good enough to beat an angry Cowboys team as well.

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Postby Swiggers » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:13:40

But the Redskins aren't, especially if they play Rex Grossman.

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Postby joe table » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:14:43

Hooooo boy Cowgees is coming with some gems

Ahaha

Bwahahah

lulz
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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:16:46

Adam_Schefter Adam Schefter
Wade Phillips didn't find out he was gone until maybe 10 minutes ago. Jerry Jones thought to be talking to Wade right now. #realtimeworld
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Postby joe table » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:19:00

Jerry can fire Captain Cupcake......or not.

He can send Garrett with him, too......or not.

It just doesn't matter, folks. It's all just a moving shell game.

Jerry Jones quite simply lacks the integrity to make the only move that really matters, and that's stepping away from the team as GM.

It just isn't going to happen, so we'll churn the roster and the coaching staff and talk about it ad nauseum, but in the end, it won't matter.

Jerry is the problem; we all know it. He even knows it.

Teams just don't work with this structure. Businesses don't work with this structure. Governments don't work with this structure. Gorilla colonies in the Congo don't work with this structure.

This is the lowest point in Cowboys history. The Cowboys aren't even the Cowboys anymore. The star carries no meaning. The excellence is a distant, faded memory. Even the the fan base has turned over into a bunch of know-nothings who've never seen more than a wild card playoff win in their lifetimes.

My allegiance is to a team that doesn't exist anymore. It's been hijacked by the NFL's version of Fidel Castro.

Fifty years ago, Cuba was a vacation destination. And 15 years ago, the Cowboys were America's Team.

Not anymore.



I have a boner

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Postby Napalm » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:22:23

Gotta love Jerry Jones. Not even a week after saying Wade would finish the season, he cans him.
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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:23:15

Napalm wrote:Gotta love Jerry Jones. Not even a week after saying Wade would finish the team, he cans him.


a la reid

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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:23:46

not at all the same, cmon
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Postby Napalm » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:23:54

Bold Prediction:

Jason Garrett will be fired by Week 11

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Postby Eddie Jordan » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:25:37

Napalm wrote:Bold Prediction:

Jason Garrett will be fired by Week 11


The prodigal son.
Continued success, thanks for comin' on the show!

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Postby joe table » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:27:05

Garrett is finally free to unleash his full array of Felix Jones swing passes

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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:28:51

followed by miles austin screens with complimentary surgically attached guido smiles
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Postby kopphanatic » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:29:32

I'm waiting for Jerry to pull a Ted Turner here.
You're the conductor Ruben. Time to blow the whistle!

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Postby Napalm » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:31:03

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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:31:45

i can't decide if i want them to win a few games and fall out of top 5 pick range
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:36:02

I was starting to feel bad for Wade, and then was getting upset at myself for sympathizing with someone affiliated with the Cowboys. I guess this gives Dallas a bit of a boost on Sunday, but if the Giants lose to Dallas, it will be self inflicted wounds not Dallas playing out of their minds. On the whole I'm happy so my hate can again reign unfettered.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:37:48

td11 wrote:i can't decide if i want them to win a few games and fall out of top 5 pick range


I most definitely would like to see them sweep the Eagles.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 08, 2010 16:38:54

jerseyhoya wrote:I was starting to feel bad for Wade, and then was getting upset at myself for sympathizing with someone affiliated with the Cowboys. I guess this gives Dallas a bit of a boost on Sunday, but if the Giants lose to Dallas, it will be self inflicted wounds not Dallas playing out of their minds. On the whole I'm happy so my hate can again reign unfettered.


If the Giants lose to the Cowboys, I'll be rather upset. I know in this day and age, you're not supposed to feel this way, but I'd like to see them give Kitna the Romo treatment.

And now I'm remember that the giants looked like absolute shit in the 1st and 4th quarters against the Boys, and I'm getting all worked up.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Nov 08, 2010 19:04:40

joe table wrote:Image

What's that, Ginger G-Man?

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Nov 08, 2010 19:05:41

joe table wrote:Hooooo boy Cowgees is coming with some gems

Ahaha

Can't complain about this gem in the thread...

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