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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:55:18

The B1G Piece wrote:Are the Cowboys going to extend Prescott?



Unless they crater this year and get a top 10 pick don't see how they can't sign him.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:57:39

Cooper's agent has been at training camp this week.

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#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and EVP Stephen Jones were seen dining with Joel Segal, the agent for Amari Cooper. Segal also watched the team’s practice and spent time with Cooper and other clients on the field.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:00:03

Elliot has 2 years left so he has zero leverage.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby phatj » Fri Aug 02, 2019 22:02:21

Does anyone else see Amari Cooper and think it's Amani Toomer and be all "He's still playing?"
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:27:51

ESPN's Josina Anderson reports Ezekiel Elliott will not play in 2019 without a new contract.
lololololololol

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby mtcal » Tue Aug 06, 2019 20:50:08

phatj wrote:Does anyone else see Amari Cooper and think it's Amani Toomer and be all "He's still playing?"


we referred to him as 'the well dressed Armani toomer' in early 2000s fantasy football for some reason.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 06, 2019 21:24:32

Used to be a guy named Chris Berman on ESPN, you may be familiar with him

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby BatFlipsFTW » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:02:48

mtcal wrote:
phatj wrote:Does anyone else see Amari Cooper and think it's Amani Toomer and be all "He's still playing?"


we referred to him as 'the well dressed Armani toomer' in early 2000s fantasy football for some reason.


Never heard that nickname before. Did you guys create it?
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby SwingOnThis » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:12:05

:lol:

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby mtcal » Wed Aug 07, 2019 23:46:53

was that where it was?

dam you guys for making me remember berman
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby stevelxa476 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:01:28

mtcal wrote:was that where it was?

dam you guys for making me remember berman


Karma for always making us remember WIP and Angelo.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby BatFlipsFTW » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:13:22

mtcal wrote:was that where it was?

dam you guys for making me remember berman


My friends used to refer to Andre Rison as Andre 'Bad Moon" Rison.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Titlehungry » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:39:13

Favorite was always Kirby "Eight Ball in the Side" Puckett
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bucky » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:44:17

I AM NOT A KRUK

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby stevelxa476 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:04:23

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Quagland » Thu Aug 08, 2019 13:37:42

Mike “After Dinner” Minter
Edgar “Allan Poe” Bennett

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 16:39:28

Robert Quinn gets 2 games for violating the NFL PED policy. It's the sixth consecutive year a Cowboy defensive starter has been suspended for the season opener

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby phatj » Fri Aug 09, 2019 19:58:13

BigEd76 wrote:Robert Quinn gets 2 games for violating the NFL PED policy. It's the sixth consecutive year a Cowboy defensive starter has been suspended for the season opener

Misread as Roman Quinn at first
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Thu Oct 29, 2020 14:00:29

Bump

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Postby Napalm » Thu Oct 29, 2020 14:07:15

jerseyhoya wrote:On some level I kinda fear they've figured it out like the Yanks. Jerry take a bit of a reserved role, and use their big $$, talented core and name to put together a team that wins a lot.

On a related level, I want to revel in how irrelevant they've been for the past decade and a half as much as possible while I still can.

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