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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Mar 28, 2019 00:33:37

Guessing eat is being used as a synonym for chewed

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby SwingOnThis » Thu Mar 28, 2019 07:40:46

I choose to take Mr Switzer literally.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Phred » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:04:09

SwingOnThis wrote:I choose to take Mr Switzer literally.


You mean that you eats to take him literally.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:50:21

A lawsuit was filed against Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott on Tuesday regarding a car crash that occurred in January 2017, according to documents obtained by TMZ.

The suit alleges Elliott and Frisco, Texas PD conspired to "cover up the severity of the accident to assure that Elliott's health would not be placed in question before their playoff game."

Elliott and the Cowboys lost to the Packers in the NFC divisional round just four days after the crash with Dallas resident Ronnie Hill.

The suit–filed by attorney Larry Friedman–claims Cowboys RB coach Gary Brown told Hill the Cowboys will "take care of everything," shortly after the accident. But Hill alleges Brown and the Cowboys did not follow through with their promise and led to Tuesday's suit for $20 million in damages.


"If anyone had actually reported the impact of the accident and had Elliott been examined he would have most likely been placed in concussion protocol and out for the Dallas Cowboys upcoming playoff game," Hill's lawsuit said, according to the Dallas Morning News. "The Dallas Cowboys conspired with the Frisco Police Department to cover-up the severity of the accident to assure that Elliott's health would not be placed in question before their playoff game."

Neither Elliott nor the Cowboys have commented on Hill's lawsuit.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:02:41

lol wtf? So basically because Zeke/cowboys didn't pay to get this dude's car fixed, he's now suing for $20M and putting the cowboys on blast for avoiding concussion protocol. They are the best.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby azrider » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09:13

Image

this country really needs tort reform.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:14:48

this makes me feel like michael jackson eating popcorn in thriller

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:29:01

Doesn't seem like that accident would cause a concussion or anything else. And presumably Elliot was driving the Beemer, because it doesn't look like the driver of the truck was at fault, but still the damage to both cars was pretty minimal.

It seems to me though if I were the Cowboys and I wanted to keep the whole thing quiet, I would have just have just transferred 10-20k into the guys account and had him sign a liability waiver or something. What's the point of being rich if you can't make little hassles like these just go away?

Maybe the Cowboys share a legal team with the Mets.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby CFP » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:45:31

Man, I missed some crazy shit back on page 27. Had never heard of any of that stuff and just sitting here laughing

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bucky » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:46:27

are you from the future

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:47:03

CFP wrote:Man, I missed some crazy shit back on page 27. Had never heard of any of that stuff and just sitting here laughing


Hmmm ... We're only on page 24. Can't wait to see what happens!

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Wed Jul 31, 2019 13:23:41

Bill McNeal wrote:But still, Fuck Dallas.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby thephan » Wed Jul 31, 2019 13:30:16

Man saw some crazy shit on page 24 that had me scratching my head and laughing.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby CFP » Wed Jul 31, 2019 13:35:55

Woops, guess I meant 23.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby BatFlipsFTW » Wed Jul 31, 2019 17:18:57

Insert DeLorean gif here.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:35:10

Are the Cowboys going to extend Prescott?

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:48:12

The B1G Piece wrote:Are the Cowboys going to extend Prescott?


Sounds like they're going to extend Cooper and roll the dice on Dak and Elliot.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby SwingOnThis » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:51:45

Cooper the least important of the three

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:54:31

SwingOnThis wrote:Cooper the least important of the three

God bless Jerry Jones.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:55:13

The B1G Piece wrote:
SwingOnThis wrote:Cooper the least important of the three

God bless Jerry Jones.

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