Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby pacino » Mon Jan 09, 2017 19:11:11

I'm drinking tea and taking meds while sucking on Halls. So we're almost the same.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 19:26:45

mug/small bowl and wgaff about washing

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Werthless » Mon Jan 09, 2017 19:35:40

1 wrote:Drinking alone at PJ's while waiting for my food while my family recovers from this bug. Hmm.

Enjoy the vacation.:) Make sure the wife knows how sad you are to be away.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Jan 09, 2017 20:28:51

pacino wrote:I'm drinking tea and taking meds while sucking on Halls. So we're almost the same.


Poor Oates, getting no love.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby pacino » Mon Jan 09, 2017 20:42:41

slugsrbad wrote:
pacino wrote:I'm drinking tea and taking meds while sucking on Halls. So we're almost the same.


Poor Oates, getting no love.


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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 09, 2017 20:53:35

1 wrote:Drinking alone at PJ's while waiting for my food while my family recovers from this bug. Hmm.


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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby 1 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 20:58:36

Happy hour
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:04:35

Smh

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:24:44

My next door neighbor brings me food every now and then. She brought over macaroni salad tonight that she said would never get eaten in her house and asked me if I liked macaroni salad. I don't, but I feel like I had to say yes and be overly appreciative.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:33:09

PrattRules wrote:My next door neighbor brings me food every now and then. She brought over macaroni salad tonight that she said would never get eaten in her house and asked me if I liked macaroni salad. I don't, but I feel like I had to say yes and be overly appreciative.


I wonder if she is slowly poisoning you? :idea:
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:40:59

If an author wants me to read a forward or introduction in a book then they're going to need to call it chapter 1.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:42:15

Slowhand wrote:If an author wants me to read a forward or introduction in a book then they're going to need to call it chapter 1.


I always feel obligated and most of the time they suck. They freaking suck!
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:45:27

how about the FOREWORD

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 09, 2017 21:52:26

Bucky wrote:how about the FOREWORD


Why you little...
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby drsmooth » Tue Jan 10, 2017 00:38:50

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 10, 2017 01:48:02

Highlights of my trip to upstate New York this weekend to drop my son off at college.

1. Go to the hotel bar Sunday night, or a least the bar attached to the hotel. Twenty seat bar, at least fifteen of which are filled, mostly with hunting types. There for 3-4 minutes, finally make eye contact with the bartender (middle aged female FWIW). Sit there 3-4 more minutes, no contact. Leave and mention it at the front desk while I'm asking for other places to grab something to eat/drink. Told that the bar is closed. Well, for me anyway.

2. Reason I'm even going to the hotel bar is it's three degrees below human existence outside. Heading home the next day, and wondering how much I need to tip the poor sap who has to come outside to pump my gas. Realize I'm in NY, not NJ, and that I'm the poor sap. Do not receive tip.

3. Had left a soda in the car overnight. Freezes, but luckily it did not explode. By the time I'm within 50 miles of home, wedge it between my thighs so I can open it with one hand and keep the other on the wheel, figuring it's safe to open it now. Wrong.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Jan 10, 2017 02:32:30

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby JUburton » Tue Jan 10, 2017 09:23:46

Kid's taking the bus next time.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 10, 2017 09:24:36

Shouldn't drink and drive.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby 702 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:12:29

I'm addicted to Arnold Palmers or Peace Tea Lemonade/Tea.

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