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Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:36:36

Higher ed is much lighter until after King Day fwiw Buc

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:11:23

hmmm, never considered that it adds that much to traffic. let's see what happens next week.

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Unread postby jamiethekiller » Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:27:48

yeah, traffic is good till around the end of january then picks up till easter

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Soren » Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:04:47

slugsrbad wrote:
Soren wrote:
slugsrbad wrote:Steven Universe is a pretty great cartoon.


yea man.


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Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:08:32

I went off of a medication cold turkey and have felt like I'm high on painkillers the past three days. No negative effects yet

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby pacino » Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:21:12

what's in City Hall's basement?
lots of thrown out shit
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Unread postby Youseff » Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:37:01

sucks to be sick
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Unread postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:42:43

Bucky wrote:are scads of people still taking PTO this week? My morning commute was again miraculous.


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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:28:53

Comcast has reported an outage in your area. We expect to have this issue resolved by 8pm

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:30:26

WheelsFellOff wrote:Comcast has reported an outage in your area. We expect to have this issue resolved by 8pm

GTFOWTBS


Maybe read a nice book by candlelight or go out and meet a new friend. Could be a real good opportunity for growth.
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Unread postby Napalm » Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:32:49

we all need our stories tho

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Jan 09, 2017 17:45:57

bsg friends, what is better for getting pretzels or something of the sort from a shared office container (one of them big plastic ones)

1. paper cup and recycle
2. mug/small bowl and dishwash
3. mug/small bowl and hand wash

hand itself is out cause i want more than just a handful. at home id just rinse and drying rack but i feel like thatd be frowned upon here.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 17:47:05

i thought i'd seen it all

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Jan 09, 2017 17:53:11

i ask only because my brother is a moron and throws out paper cups every time. hes basically a human super fund site.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 18:09:09

you have a community cup (paper, whatever)- a/k/a a "scoop"- that is kept in said container. each user shall use the scoop to transfer contents from the container to their own personal container, be it a cup, hands, bra cup, and then return the scoop to the primary container.

-from section chapter 9, section 9, subsection 11.3(a), clause XXII, row 44, pew 4 of "office break room etiquette", as adopted by the board of governors 1997 (revised 2013, 2016).

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Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Jan 09, 2017 18:10:44

If that was a real cite, they'd use the fancy § symbol.
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 09, 2017 18:12:51

my cut and paste removed it. stupid mobile devices.

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 09, 2017 18:20:56

pacino wrote:what's in City Hall's basement?
lots of thrown out shit


I don't know if corporations are the same, but we have fairly elaborate procedures for getting rid of junk, much of these are dictated by the state government. You can't just throw the shit away. The procedures are elaborate enough that we have a lot of junk that has been obsolete for a long time now--at least four electric typewriters, for example--that no one can be bothered with the paperwork so we're just piling it up in various spare rooms. Well, one thing I'm going to do now that I'm dept. chair is I'm going to start getting rid of a bunch of it. Old computers, old printers, old maps that still show the soviet union--your days are numbered!
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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Jan 09, 2017 18:57:16

Bucky wrote:you have a community cup (paper, whatever)- a/k/a a "scoop"- that is kept in said container. each user shall use the scoop to transfer contents from the container to their own personal container, be it a cup, hands, bra cup, and then return the scoop to the primary container.

-from section chapter 9, section 9, subsection 11.3(a), clause XXII, row 44, pew 4 of "office break room etiquette", as adopted by the board of governors 1997 (revised 2013, 2016).
im not talking about the scoop, but what you scoop it into and i say using a new paper cup every time is very wasteful!

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Re: Random Thoughts, NO-POOP-EDITION

Unread postby 1 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 19:05:50

Drinking alone at PJ's while waiting for my food while my family recovers from this bug. Hmm.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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