Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:21:04

Napalm wrote:
JUburton wrote:acceptable shorts are single color neutral tones flat front of appx 10" inseam. please like and subscribe.

also missionary sex under the covers
your point is noted and incorrect!

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:22:32

but at least it gives you something to look forward to! :mrgreen:

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:24:09

i keep my shorts on during, obviously

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby mickbayne » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:03:11

702 wrote:Hey my PNW guys, where's the best place to stay up in Seattle. Just booked flight tix to go see the Birds up there in November.

http://www.hotelvintage-seattle.com/
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby smitty » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:17:12

Teams lie, sometimes for good reasons, sometimes for bad. They do it to get an advantage while they look at the trade market or just because they can

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Sep 19, 2016 14:50:29

I hope I'm never on a subway when a bomb goes off. I hate being stuck underground/being killed.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Soren » Mon Sep 19, 2016 14:50:59

Youseff wrote:I hope I'm never on a subway when a bomb goes off. I hate being stuck underground/being killed.


don't knock it till you try it
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:13:39

all that Corey Feldman stuff reminded me of this story about his birthday party at his house

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-core ... hday-party

NSFW
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Didn't I? » Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:18:16

Youseff wrote:I hope I'm never on a subway when a bomb goes off. I hate being stuck underground/being killed.


I was pretty close to the explosion Saturday night. Went to a comedy show afterwards and when that was over, we were told there was a second device right nearby. My wife and I had to decide whether to take a cab over the Brooklyn Bridge or take the subway. Basically we were like, "Where do we wanna be blown up less?" Went cab.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Sep 19, 2016 19:25:37

ebay is now pretty much a secondary retail marketplace. where has all the used stuff gone??? craigslist??

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:15:39

Youseff wrote:all that Corey Feldman stuff reminded me of this story about his birthday party at his house

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-core ... hday-party

NSFW


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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Sep 19, 2016 21:51:46

just killed the biggest god damn spider i've ever seen. normally i try to move them on their way but i think this one could have eaten me.

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Sep 19, 2016 22:01:45

Why has it taken hulless popcorn so long to become a thing?
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 20, 2016 00:15:56

TIL that someone named "Jared" signed the constitution as a rep of PA. And here I thought Jared was a name invented in the 1980's....

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Werthless » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:17:04

Bucky wrote:TIL that someone named "Jared" signed the constitution as a rep of PA. And here I thought Jared was a name invented in the 1980's....

He hosted the afterparty.

"Where's Thomas Jefferson?"
"He went to Jared's to get sloshed."

It was shortened for marketing purposes.

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby BigEd76 » Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:13:59

Brangelina

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 20, 2016 13:58:16

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby pacino » Tue Sep 20, 2016 17:11:13

there's a lot of money in high school snack bar sales. i volunteered at last night's game and it was bonkers. now i see why so many people get caught stealing from these little associations; the money is just flowing.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Tue Sep 20, 2016 17:11:18

Tore down the potato tower and there were like a million potatoes in there!

WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Soren » Tue Sep 20, 2016 18:43:48

My PS4 won't turn on. Lights blink, hard drive starts whirring and then it dies
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