Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 22, 2016 20:30:29

Meaning, he actually used crystal meth along with other Nazis.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Aug 22, 2016 20:30:35

my dad was a great drag (/dim) racer at atco speedway. sometimes i wonder if that's what my best talent is
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Aug 22, 2016 20:31:35

wow, pretty bad ass.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby PrattRules » Mon Aug 22, 2016 20:32:44

Was his name Jerry? Cuz, you know, jerry was a race car driver.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby philliesr98 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 21:36:26

So xrays on lower back came back and it says I have spino bifida occulta? Something about l4 and l5 not fusing right at birth blah blah. Seems pretty common.

Weird thing I only went to doctor cause I kept reaggravating muscles in my lower back in same spot. Now need mri and orthopedic visit? This sucks.

I guess it just got worse as I got older? Never really had this issue before. Had it my whole life and they just tell me now?
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Soren » Mon Aug 22, 2016 22:18:22

Slowhand wrote:Did you guys know that Hitler was a meth head?


Had a real weird dick and balls too
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Aug 22, 2016 22:56:20

Soren wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Did you guys know that Hitler was a meth head?


Had a real weird dick and balls too


That could likely be a myth. Or a meth.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Aug 22, 2016 22:57:30

swishnicholson wrote:
Soren wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Did you guys know that Hitler was a meth head?


Had a real weird dick and balls too


That could likely be a myth. Or a meth.


I mean, I don't want you making unsubstantiated slanders against Hitler. His reputation is at stake.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Aug 22, 2016 23:01:51

Philip K Dick seemed to think Hitler was mad from Syphillis he got from a Jewish hooker in Austria.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby BigEd76 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 23:32:51

Tried to use the JBerry dad graemlin in the PSU thread but the image is gone

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby 1 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 23:49:24

I'm sure I have the original somewhere.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Aug 23, 2016 00:18:15

philliesr98 wrote:So xrays on lower back came back and it says I have spino bifida occulta? Something about l4 and l5 not fusing right at birth blah blah. Seems pretty common.

Weird thing I only went to doctor cause I kept reaggravating muscles in my lower back in same spot. Now need mri and orthopedic visit? This sucks.

I guess it just got worse as I got older? Never really had this issue before. Had it my whole life and they just tell me now?



ouch, that sucks. how was it diagnosed without an MRI?? I guess they can't really tell something like that until something goes wrong, because otherwise they would never look.

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Aug 23, 2016 07:47:04

ReadingPhilly wrote:https://twitter.com/BestOfWorldstar/status/767899407815733248


I don't know if this was staged or not, but either way, I can't stop laughing. :lol:
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue Aug 23, 2016 09:53:11

I am booking a flight from Chicago to Des Moines for work and it's a small plane, only 80 seats. 17 are already reserved and all the rest are "preferential" and I can't reserve them. Wtf American air?
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby momadance » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:03:27

PrattRules wrote:Was his name Jerry? Cuz, you know, jerry was a race car driver.


He never did win no checkered flag.

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:04:24

just found out one of my best 2-3 friends from high school has stage 4 colon cancer. What a kick in the nuts. I'm hoping he can make it to christmas so I can visit, but that doesn't sound likely. I found out by googling his name to get in contact with him. Found his gofundme page.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby momadance » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:06:40

Bill McNeal wrote:I am booking a flight from Chicago to Des Moines for work and it's a small plane, only 80 seats. 17 are already reserved and all the rest are "preferential" and I can't reserve them. Wtf American air?


It's probably a turbo prop or a RJ. Enjoy!

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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby Youseff » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:10:22

I get disappointed when I take a good crap and when I go to check it out in the toilet its covered in TP, and I cant get a sense of my output.
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Re: Random Toughts -- Dedicated to Calvin and his enemy

Unread postby CalvinBall » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:11:12

Monkeyboy wrote:just found out one of my best 2-3 friends from high school has stage 4 colon cancer. What a kick in the nuts. I'm hoping he can make it to christmas so I can visit, but that doesn't sound likely. I found out by googling his name to get in contact with him. Found his gofundme page.



hope you get to talk to him soon and see him

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