Slowhand wrote:I met the future Mrs. td11 along with Mr. td11. She's a cool gal imo.

Someday we'll even catch a game together

speaking of neighbors calling the cops for dumb shit...my gf's mom lives in a semi-detached house next to this loony puerto rican woman. apparently when they moved in the numbers were incorrect in some way, one is 706 and the other is 708. the mailboxes are on the porch and every so often my gf's mom gets the neighbor's mail with her address on it. her problem is she never looks at what she's opening, so she winds up opening the neighbor's mail, then putting it her mailbox. so i guess it happened once before and the neighbor tried to attack her and accused her of stalking. her mailbox now has a padlock on it. so today i was eating dinner there and my gf's mom again nonchalantly opens the neighbor's mail and is like "oh christ not again". so she took it over and put it in the mailbox. a few minutes later i was leaving and the neighbor had just come home and was on the porch talking on her phone about what had happened. so i texted my gf and was like "lol the lady is complaining about the mail". ten minutes later she called me and said the cops showed up, asking if they are going over and rifling through the neighbor's mail,even though there is a padlock on it now. the lady said this was the sixth time. my gf said it was in the mailbox and they accidentally opened it. the cop said the neighbor did admit that it is my gf's mom's address on the mail that has been opened and she has been unable to get her credit card company to change it. so many senseless arguments in the world.

Tldr that rp

it did get long winded.

philliesr98 wrote:Tldr that rp

- RP's gf's mom is a snoop who goes through the neighbors' mail.

- RP doesn't like Puerto Ricans.

now now that was just a descriptor so you could paint a picture in your head.

ReadingPhilly wrote:it did get long winded.

I did attempt to read and 2 lines through I looked for the tldr and there was none. Slowhand fixed though

swishnicholson wrote:

The Dude wrote:The tour was ok, pretty short, and you really only see about 100th of the church. Not a lot of information at all about the building, and you're quickly ushered through. They did say they were busier than expected today so that might explain that, and I was never asked for my ticket. Outside of the building is cool, inside looks/feels like a conference center

Agree with The Dude's summary, although our tour lasted the full hour and I thought we saw about as much as there was to see. They don't really give you any more information about the various rooms than what's found in the opening video. the decor and art are pleasant but kind of monotonous and underwhelming.

Glad I went, though. Haven't met many Mormons,and always figured if I did they'd be just like anyone else. They're not.

Our tour was definitely an hour, but it was more spent walking around, getting the shoe covers, going up stairs to a few rooms, waiting a few minutes to make sure we had all our people, and hearing a person in that room talk for about 5 minutes before moving on. I don't know what i expected from the tour, but was disappointed by the inside of the building and was hoping to hear more about it being built

I think there are bugs in my brain...

get them little bastards out of there ASAP

momadance wrote:Dated an Italian girl for awhile. Nightmarish.

Italians are my specialty or Achilles heel... Still can't decide which one.

702 wrote:Paging AZRider...


Had some middle eastern food for dinner.....chick came over....it got hot and heavy. Everything's going fine till all the sudden I felt the need to throw up. Had to run to the bathroom in the middle of action to up chuck dinner.....game over.

Needless to say I won't be going there to eat for awhile, nor is she coming back.

Would've traded that for the crazy ass shit show that went on when I had dinner with my very intoxicated ex and her very intoxicated dad on Friday. We were at a bar at a very nice Scottsdale restaurant and after 5 minutes I had to slip the bartender a 20 so he would tolerate them. The restaurant also frowns upon when a lady friend decides to join you in the bathroom.

Btw... Fucking luv ya Calvin hope you're doing OK! It's been a while here and just catching up. Prayers go out to you for your eventual survival and hopefully another trip to Phoenix!

At The Dude's favorite place.


There was no TSA line. None. Amazing.

where you headed

Rainy Jamaica!

Do females know when their toes are cliffhanging off their sandals? How the fuck is that comfortable and why not get some that actually fucking fit.

Our pilot's name is Captain Halladay!

Hand written note on my apartment door this morning:

Hello,

We will be shooting a movie in apartment 111 from 7pm - 7am on August 18th and 20th. We promise to keep the noise level down, but we wanted to inform you in case we cause a disturbance, which we assure you is highly unlikely. For any questions, please contact director Mitch **** at ***-***-****. Thank you.

First Assistant Director phone number: ***-***-****

Call us before police or management

Hmmm......