Make America RANDOM Again!

Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby z ipper » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:38:28

you should always have an 'allahu akbar' chambered.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Grotewold » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:38:50

td11 wrote:Was in the McD drive thru line this morning and this lady in a truck is parked just to the side of the line like she's trying to cut in, which is absurd because there were like 4 cars in line total including me. So she just creeps up closer to cut in every time the next car rolls up to the mic and I'm just like wtf. My turn comes, I don't let her cut in front and she decides to roll her window down and start yelling at me. I roll my window down and she's saying something like, how come you cut me off like that, you seen me waiting here for a good 5 mins, just let me in. At this point there are 3 more cars behind me. I just repeatedly said, "this is the line" while pointing to the back of the line. She goes, well this is the line too. At which point I repeated the same line but with a "fucking" before line. She got really mad and made a face at me before screaming, "you're a terrorist, you're a fucking terrorist!!", and then drove off

Both cars behind and ahead of me were very nice and repeatedly said that not everyone is like that. Then the lady in front of me paid for my meal and so I paid for the lady behind me. Pretty solid morning


She's gonna regret that when you're running shit

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:40:43

z ipper wrote:you should always have an 'allahu akbar' chambered.

I almost always do, and in my most nasally sing song voice, but I'm always nervous about people shooting me in florida
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:41:39

I did think it was good how she added the "fucking" to the 2nd line, quick thinking there
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:45:13

christ

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:45:15

Jebus, I hated her for not understanding the concept of a queue.

And you're way too scrawny to be a terrorist.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:45:28

i'm glad it wasn't George Zimmerman

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:49:03

No, this really pisses me off.

This is not how society functions.

Society has fucking rules, get in line like a normal person
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby pacino » Tue Jun 14, 2016 19:49:51

fucking asshole


get in line and don't be a racist about it. your mickey ds coffee isn't that important
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby CFP » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:01:34

When something like this happens or someone cuts me off on the road or drives like a dick I just mentally imagine their car going through a tree and smile

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Woody » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:21:05

td seriously blow up her house
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Woody » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:21:13

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:25:29

pacino wrote:fucking asshole


get in line and don't be a racist about it. your mickey ds coffee isn't that important


also their coffee blows
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:26:03

Woody wrote:td seriously blow up her house


FBI scrutiny of BSG just got stepped up
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jun 14, 2016 20:26:26

If there are four cars in the line, I just go inside for my McGriddles.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:08:52

WheelsFellOff wrote:No, this really pisses me off.

This is not how society functions.

Society has fucking rules, get in line like a normal person

She woulda had her food long ago if she'd just gotten in line after the first car refused her. It was dumbfounding to see her just glare at every person that rolled up, and no one giving a shit
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:10:20

Who the fuck goes to McDonalds

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby pacino » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:11:56

billions and billions
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby momadance » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:15:02

Donald Trump via Chris Christie

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:21:45

702 wrote:Who the fuck goes to McDonalds

They got 2 for one sausage egg n cheese mcmuffins right now. Add a hash brown and that's a perfect breakfast
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