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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Grotewold » Sun Jun 05, 2016 14:59:03

Bucky wrote:you're an extra medium


devastatingly on point

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Jun 05, 2016 16:49:47

702 wrote:Jumped into a pool yesterday with my phone still in my pocket. Swam for awhile before realizing it was still in there.

I'm due for an upgrade anyway but no phone for a bit stuck using an old iPod lol.



I am always paranoid that I am going to do this, like irrationally so. I have dreams where I go swimming only to get out of the water and realize my phone was in my pocket. Seriously... I'm terrified of this.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Jun 05, 2016 16:53:14

Should probably seek counseling
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby The Savior » Sun Jun 05, 2016 17:56:34

Bill McNeal wrote:
702 wrote:Jumped into a pool yesterday with my phone still in my pocket. Swam for awhile before realizing it was still in there.

I'm due for an upgrade anyway but no phone for a bit stuck using an old iPod lol.



I am always paranoid that I am going to do this, like irrationally so. I have dreams where I go swimming only to get out of the water and realize my phone was in my pocket. Seriously... I'm terrified of this.


Woah. Weird. This is literally the underlying story of my dreams. Whether it be the ocean, a pool, dropping it in the toilet, etc.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 05, 2016 17:58:31

this is cheaper than therapy

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Sun Jun 05, 2016 18:01:20

**New Phone Alert**


Back in bidness

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Jun 05, 2016 18:13:36

You played that one up.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby azrider » Sun Jun 05, 2016 19:07:44

This weekend Richard Simmons was hospitalized for bizarre behavior.

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Kind of curious of about this bizarre behavior... He has set the bar kind of high.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Soren » Sun Jun 05, 2016 19:12:53

Bucky wrote:you're an extra medium


What do you call a criminal psychic with dwarfism on the run from the law?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 05, 2016 19:29:09

tree down across the primaries down the road, i call PECO, dispatch fire police to close the roadway. PECO shows up, tells me "meh, a couple hours". So I go home and hook up my generator. 45 minutes later power back on. Oh well, at least I exercised my generator a bit...

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Sun Jun 05, 2016 19:33:54

ReadingPhilly wrote:You played that one up.

I don't own a laptop, my phone is basically everything I have sadly.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby threecount » Sun Jun 05, 2016 20:19:39

Miss California, now in the finals of tonight's MISS USA competition on FOX TV, is the daughter of "Rico Suave", rapper Gerardo.

She's pretty cute..

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jun 06, 2016 05:47:03

My mom's friend lost a bunch of weight doing those goofy Richard Simmons workouts. She was a diehard fan. Had her picture taken with him and everything. She's a bit bizarre herself.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Soren » Mon Jun 06, 2016 08:29:50

Soren wrote:
Bucky wrote:you're an extra medium


What do you call a criminal psychic with dwarfism on the run from the law?


[Reveal] Spoiler:
a small medium at large
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:19:47

:lol:

oh, haha, i thought you were Karnaking an question to my 'answer'. Didn't make any sense to me and I thought it was just flying right over my head.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:26:18

dumb people are the most sarcastic people
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:34:33

Slowhand wrote:My mom's friend lost a bunch of weight doing those goofy Richard Simmons workouts. She was a diehard fan. Had her picture taken with him and everything. She's a bit bizarre herself.


He used to come into the restaurant I worked at, I guess because it was near QVC. He was just as weird as you'd think.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Napalm » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:37:00

Youseff wrote:dumb people are the most sarcastic people

good observation

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Soren » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:38:01

Youseff wrote:dumb people are the most sarcastic people


Sarcasm is typically correlated with higher IQ is it not?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Jun 06, 2016 09:47:08

I've never seen any studies, just making anecdotal observations.
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