Wheels Tupay wrote:Create a headline caption for this story

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/2 ... bryn-mawr/

And go.

Police: Man Leaves “Unwanted Present” Inside Inside Bryn Mawr Library Stairwell

This alleged act of criminal mischief stinks!

apparently Coursera stopped being free

Reminds me why there are certain parts of Philly I just don't feel safe, like South Philly and the Northeast.

i may have just done something really dumb and i really don't want to tell anyone who cares about me at all(this is kind of inaccurate as smitty and i have become IRL friends, but he can read this since he won't ever mention it to my family) about it so i came here instead.

i'll try to keep this tl;dr, but there's a lot of shit to this. NSF work or your imaginations.

bottom line: worst 2 weeks ever. i need to move again because my roommate wants the place to himself and that's fine and all, just a weird time to find a new place. however, i've got accepted at 2 separate places only to have them pull out days later for different and understandable reasons that had nothing to do with me, personally, but it still sucks. now i have 5 whole days to find a new place to live. on top of this, i found out my dad has lung cancer yesterday. not sure how bad it is until the biopsy comes back, but still pretty bad news. this has all left me kind of in a not great state, so naturally, i went out drinking(bad decision).

was at the bar, this 30something chick is obviously trying to get the attention of me and the bartender who are friends and chatting about whatever. after her 4th or so drink she puts the full court press on me and literally whispers in my ear that she wants me to take her to the alley out back and have sex with her. i counter with sex at her/my place and she accepts. she's not too attractive, but i'm feeling not great about life so whatever.

we go back to her place and i ask if she has any protection and she says she does but wants me without it and wants me to finish inside of her. i'm rightly all weirded about it because i literally just met her about an hour before this. she laughs then says every guy she's been with has these concerns, but she can assure me i won't get an STD or her pregnant. She goes to her room, produces a STD screen that was done 2 weeks ago and her birth control pills/subscription and assures me it's fine. i(like an idiot) think okay, everything is good and just go with it(seriously, fucking moron). i guess her thing is to have the dude finish inside of her, idk?

i left after she fell asleep with a note saying "sorry, i gotta get up early for (whatever lie i made up, i can't remember)" and my cell number if she wants to talk in the future. i feel like this is really scummy, but i was super uncomfortable being there and just wanted to go home and process. now on top of worrying about this other shit that's way more important, i'm going to wonder if i produced a kid in the coming weeks/months(god help you all).

the one positive i'll take away is that she repeatedly let me know how good i was at oral sex, which i've honestly always got compliments on, but my ex told me she had always faked her screams with me so i was a little self-conscious about it since we broke up(6 weeks or so ago). also, she was impeccably clean down there, seriously, most pleasant experience doing that ever. kudos to her there.

anyway, should i call/text her tomorrow or just ignore it? i have no desire to see her beyond tonight, but i feel really bad about just leaving while she's sleeping, but she was pretty upfront about this whole deal being no string attached. i'd feel horrible if i got her pregnant and then ghosted her, tho.

My only concern from that story is your dad's well-being. Cut yourself a break.

thanks, grote. much appreciated. any good thoughts/vibes/prayers are welcome. we're all in good spirits and will know more tomorrow after a week of waiting(THANKS OBAMA).

SK that's awful news about your dad. I hope all works out for you man. Best wishes.

Grotewold wrote:My only concern from that story is your dad's well-being. Cut yourself a break.

Yeah, seriously.

And also, I'd get an STD test juuuuuuust to be sure.

yeah, that's on the docket already. i just kinda floored by the request still.

things will be alright man. Best of Luck in everything

damn SK, sorry about your Dad, maybe there will be hope to come from the biopsy. I think just put your focus on finding a new place, as everything else is out of your control. as to your question, ignore it. You left a number which is gentlemanly enough, she sounds like a pro seductress, the deed is done.

i think things will work out for your dad, good vibes your way

also, get tested for everything. please

Soren wrote:

Grotewold wrote:My only concern from that story is your dad's well-being. Cut yourself a break.

You're being way too hard on yourself. I hope for the best for you and your family, but this is nothing.

how drunk were you?

did you just move recently too? or is this still the crazy roommate who broke down doors or something?

best wishes to your dad.

Grote and Dude are right.

z ipper wrote:how drunk were you?

not much at all, 3 IPAs. a good buzz, but not drunk.