pacino wrote:No more gum on this wall in Seattle
“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits [JLaw] in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”
jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
Slowhand wrote:A lizard can stay on a windshield up to 45 MPH. After that, it's goodbye, lizard!
Bucky wrote:new life hack! (NEPTUNE I HATE THAT PHRASE!)
(PTOOEY PLEASE IGNORE)
when you order a bagel online from panera, select your cream cheese and then set the pulldown for 2 of them. The order filler will then think you ordered two bagels & cream cheese and will give you 2 instead of the 1 you paid for.
Happened three times in a row now!
Slowhand wrote:That's called stealing.