should of installed the sash locks before installing the windows

So if I can't go back to work on Friday, I have to take an unpaid leave as I have used up all my vacation time already. Boss said if I just needed another day or two, I could work that off later, so I'm hoping I can go back Monday and work these days off. This month is also my yearly raise, maybe I can con another week off now (paid) and take less in terms of my already shitty yearly raise.

Happy Diwali, everyone (td)

sauerkraut needs to be banned from the workplace. i thought a dead rat was near my desk.

Bill McNeal always brings a strong comment game but I feel like he has turned it up a notch recently.

Slowhand wrote:Salt peanuts salt peanuts!

James!

smells like someone heated up a turd in the microwave

Slowhand wrote:Happy Diwali, everyone (td)

thanks pal. gf and i went out and bought a new item of clothing for each other last night and lit up some candles outside. it was nice

NERD

every article i read today regarding Diwali mentioned how much goddamn pollution it creates. I'm sure July 4th creates a shit-ton of pollution, too. GOtta celebrate once in a while.

Just had a spider descend from the ceiling on a thread about 3 inches from my nose

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Soren wrote:Not a fan of Tuesdays. My wife just got bit by a (150 lbs) dog at work (she's a vet tech). The owner refuses to restrain his dog, who is incredible aggressive, because the vet staff "doesn't know how to handle him." No fuckwad, you have an aggressive dog and he weighs 40 lbs more than the person handling it.

Your wife only weighs 110?

That owner sounds like a real shithead and I hope that your wife is OK. I fucking hate irresponsible dog owners and the aggressive dogs that are the result (no, I don't actually hate dogs I just want someone to take the aggressive dog from the shithead owners and retrain the dog to be nice).

Your wife only weighs 110?!?!

they're small people

Phred wrote:Your wife only weighs 110?

Down, boy

pacino wrote:they're small people

5'6" and 5'2"

We're basically Hobbits.

i wanna quit my job and open a sound & light company


anybody got $2 mil to spot me

Bucky wrote:i wanna quit my job and open a sound & light company


anybody got $2 mil to spot me

I think you can start smaller than that.

if you're gonna go you gotta go big

Bucky wrote:i wanna quit my job and open a sound & light company


anybody got $2 mil to spot me

let me know if you need an assistant of some sort

phatj wrote:Just had a spider descend from the ceiling on a thread about 3 inches from my nose

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Ever have that happen while driving? Mass hysteria