The Dude wrote:i wish i knew who killed you inside

obviously the peach ruiners had a hand in it

kinda bummed the dude stole a joke from comedy central

i promise i did not. But it's still better than the time i stole a joke from Bruce Villanche.

gravity was not kind to his neck

CalvinBall wrote:

Bucky wrote:ah, here's the one. It's the bacon clubhouse burger.

If you're in a hurry and don't have alternatives, give this guy a try. I was very surprised. As good as 5 guys (which I've always thought was way overrated anyway).

havent had mcdonalds in four years i think. wanna make sure housh sees this.

I rarely eat McDonald's, and can't justify spending more than 5 bucks there... But if you are like azrider and have every app or get email/text alerts, alternatives can be found.

smashburger was my nickname in high school

you can't give yourself a nickname

We just all called each other by our last names... If we were friends. If we didn't know you or like you we would call you by your first name or something like Cleatus or Sally.

We didn't even have a nickname for this kid who's skin was a mild shade of green.

I could really scarf a $1.19 McD's double cheeburger right now

I used to be called Corndog at my high school job. Drill Sergeant called me Joker cuz I looked like like Modine's character from Full Metal Jacket when I was shaved and skinny.

I've been called Norm, Curls, Buzz, and Stretch in my lifetime

i've been called on the phone before

lots of people call me big al but dont understand that its kind of annoying and mean

maybe because you wear flannel like al borland but look a little like big gay al?

El Chupacabra

maybe they're saying Big Cal too fast

its the big part that is the mean part

however, i do find it gross when people shorten my already short, lame name and make it even lamer.

you are the calzone though which is quite possibly the best nickname

my main nicknames have always been Woody and/or Big Daddy Long Stroke