I think the most surprising part of jh's story is that his sister sounds like a welfare queen.

https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM

Anyone who makes it through this thing without laughing...


Notice me Senpai notice meeeeee.

WilliamC wrote:I am going to ask what is likely a really dumb question because I rarely ever click on a person's username but what is the add friend/add foe thing?

ignore feature

WilliamC wrote:I am going to ask what is likely a really dumb question because I rarely ever click on a person's username but what is the add friend/add foe thing?

That's the ignore feature.

Swish has Slowhand on ignore

Why would someone do that?!

HOW RUDE!

Would somebody please answer my question already?!!!

WilliamC wrote:Would somebody please answer my question already?!!!

well done, bsg. well done.

Fuck, fuck and fuck... Before last call hit up the neighborhood bar, I got after hour privileges, it's all good. This hot ass chick comes up to me giving me a hug and saying " how are you doing azrider?" I thought it was one of my friends ex. I thought she finally put on a few pounds and got above the century mark. Ten minutes into the conversation, I found out it was the craziest ex in my life. Girl looked fine as shit, she's dancing so she's got to make a buck. I had to get a restraining for this girl. I had to kick her out of my place. Bat shit mother fuckin crazy.

Well she was so nice... And introduced me to her dancer friends that I was her ex. Every girl in my entire life always came back to me, except her.. Until now. I'm getting up in age a little bit, even in my prime couldn't pull down a nine, but damn she was a solid seven, but now a fucking nine. I know I shouldn't, but I don't know. She didn't like that most of my closest friends are girls, and they still are and I also think she's a closet racist. Most of my male friends are either black or Hispanic, but she was damn good in bed, fuck
.

it's weird she calls you by your bsg handle.

ReadingPhilly wrote:it's weird she calls you by your bsg handle.

I change the name to protect the innocent.

Another issue with this chick... She wouldn't let me go down on her. But had zero problems with the roles reversed. :/

Actually now I miss my real ex... I would so take her back a forth time, with all the issues and shit, in a heart beat. She!s my soulmate. Still love the girl.

Now thinking about the real ex... Got to hit the bar, booze it up for a couple of hours and hopefully be able to make it to mass at olph at five.

azrider wrote:....hopefully be able to make it to mass at olph at five.

I...what is it you kids say? "I can't even..."?

AZ, Batman wants to be you

One of my new online matches looks like a young Lou Ferrigno.

Slowhand wrote:One of my new online matches looks like a young Lou Ferrigno.

Is she hot?

Sorry it's so huge; was going to shrink it but my "personal" storage goes away in a couple weeks and I haven't found an alternative yet.

Pretty good stuff at https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/poster.

Here are some reasons you might want to order one of these pretty great posters:

1. To hang up near your computer when you are arguing with people on the internets
2. Top put up in your kids' bedroom so that they get all clever and whatnot, and are able to tell the difference between real news and faux news *cough*
3. To gift, in a slightly passive-aggressive yet still socially-acceptable way, to someone who is forever making weak arguments peppered with fallacies
4. To hang up in a classroom, common room, or other public space to make the world a more rational place
5. Potato

Buck, man, geez, the internet would collapse without logical fallacies

I'm hanging out with a bunch of sixty/seventy year olds... My life is taking a downward spiral very swiftly.

azrider wrote:I'm hanging out with a bunch of sixty/seventy year olds... My life is taking a downward spiral very swiftly.

I don't know man, I hear that age group is by far the kinkiest. You may enjoy this.