Now we got RANDOM, You know it used to be RANDOM

by **Rev_Beezer** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:04:38

I'm having trouble. I think I need an adult.

by **Soren** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:08:38

Rev_Beezer wrote:I'm having trouble. I think I need an adult.

by **slugsrbad** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:12:34

Soren wrote:
Rev_Beezer wrote:I'm having trouble. I think I need an adult.

This is what I immediately thought of too. I love you Soren.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:15:45

Just got a million dollar idea for turntables in Burger Kings

by **Soren** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:18:09

slugsrbad wrote:
Soren wrote:
Rev_Beezer wrote:I'm having trouble. I think I need an adult.

This is what I immediately thought of too. I love you Soren.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:45:19

Team Four Star is great

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:54:16

Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine

(no, you don't need to buy it - per note, click image, then click the image to activate zoom )

by **Bucky** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:03:32

not a hot dog to be seen

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:35:33

navy yard being evacuated. swat team on the way. stay safe my fave urbn employee.

by **mickbayne** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:59:38

URBN's not evacuating... at least not yet. Just got this email:

As many of you already know, earlier today the local U.S. Navy received a national security threat regarding its installation at The Navy Yard in Philadelphia, which led the Navy to dismiss its employees from work for the remainder of the day. While the investigate continues at the Navy, we have been advised there is no imminent danger and have not been advised to evacuate The Navy Yard.

by **Ramon Gris** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:03:04

So this girl I've been seeing was apparently the victim of a home invasion last night. She and a friend were at the friend's house, playing cards and some dude kicked in the front door brandishing what appeared to be a gun. They went and hid in a corner in the kitchen while the dude made off with a laptop, a phone and some weed. The "gun" ended up being an aerosol can covered in a towel. It was found in the front yard by the police.

Got a text at 5:30 from the friend's phone, saying "this is (girl you're seeing), we got held up at gunpoint. They got my phone." Or something to that effect. Couldn't help but think it was a prank, because the friend is a weird little liar. But sure enough, that actually happened.

Tl;dr: if someone busts into your house with a gun, you should make sure it's actually a gun before you let them steal your stuff.

by **pacino** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:04:55

mickbayne wrote:URBN's not evacuating... at least not yet. Just got this email:

As many of you already know, earlier today the local U.S. Navy received a national security threat regarding its installation at The Navy Yard in Philadelphia, which led the Navy to dismiss its employees from work for the remainder of the day. While the investigate continues at the Navy, we have been advised there is no imminent danger and have not been advised to evacuate The Navy Yard.

FBI determined the threat was non-credible, all clear

by **smitty** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:12:13

Ramon Gris wrote:So this girl I've been seeing was apparently the victim of a home invasion last night. She and a friend were at the friend's house, playing cards and some dude kicked in the front door brandishing what appeared to be a gun. They went and hid in a corner in the kitchen while the dude made off with a laptop, a phone and some weed. The "gun" ended up being an aerosol can covered in a towel. It was found in the front yard by the police.

Got a text at 5:30 from the friend's phone, saying "this is (girl you're seeing), we got held up at gunpoint. They got my phone." Or something to that effect. Couldn't help but think it was a prank, because the friend is a weird little liar. But sure enough, that actually happened.

Tl;dr: if someone busts into your house with a gun, you should make sure it's actually a gun before you let them steal your stuff.

Did the friend tell the police that the weed was his?

by **mickbayne** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:14:12

pacino wrote:
mickbayne wrote:URBN's not evacuating... at least not yet. Just got this email:

As many of you already know, earlier today the local U.S. Navy received a national security threat regarding its installation at The Navy Yard in Philadelphia, which led the Navy to dismiss its employees from work for the remainder of the day. While the investigate continues at the Navy, we have been advised there is no imminent danger and have not been advised to evacuate The Navy Yard.

FBI determined the threat was non-credible, all clear

still alive!

by **The Dude** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:26:45

Would you read a book called The Love Boar: Taste of Smell

by **Ramon Gris** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:27:49

smitty wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:So this girl I've been seeing was apparently the victim of a home invasion last night. She and a friend were at the friend's house, playing cards and some dude kicked in the front door brandishing what appeared to be a gun. They went and hid in a corner in the kitchen while the dude made off with a laptop, a phone and some weed. The "gun" ended up being an aerosol can covered in a towel. It was found in the front yard by the police.

Got a text at 5:30 from the friend's phone, saying "this is (girl you're seeing), we got held up at gunpoint. They got my phone." Or something to that effect. Couldn't help but think it was a prank, because the friend is a weird little liar. But sure enough, that actually happened.

Tl;dr: if someone busts into your house with a gun, you should make sure it's actually a gun before you let them steal your stuff.

Did the friend tell the police that the weed was his?

Pretty sure she didn't mention the weed.

In all seriousness, I'm glad it wasn't worse. That was two skinny little white girls in there

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:28:36

Ramon Gris wrote:Tl;dr: if someone busts into your house with a gun, you should make sure it's actually a gun before you let them steal your stuff.

hmmm. guy kicked in the door to get in, I'm assume gun's legit unless hard evidence otherwise

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:29:39

gotta big snapping turtle in my front yard

she tore up the corner of one of my wife's flowerbeds

that'll be a cage match

by **Bucky** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:30:14

drsmooth wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:Tl;dr: if someone busts into your house with a gun, you should make sure it's actually a gun before you let them steal your stuff.

hmmm. guy kicked in the door to get in, I'm assume gun's legit unless hard evidence otherwise

'specially if you're a skinny white chick

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 14:30:50

wait, may not be a snapper, just a bigass box turtle or something. pictures at 11

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