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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Woody » Fri May 22, 2015 14:32:42

come on page 24
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Woody » Fri May 22, 2015 14:33:08

Have a good Memorial Day everyone

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby phatj » Fri May 22, 2015 14:35:06

Outstanding
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby slugsrbad » Fri May 22, 2015 14:43:24

A+
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri May 22, 2015 14:49:16

Ring the bell

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri May 22, 2015 14:51:15

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 702 » Fri May 22, 2015 15:13:02

5.4 earthquake here near Vegas just a bit ago.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 22, 2015 15:15:54

woody what in the holy hell :lol:
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby BigEd76 » Fri May 22, 2015 15:59:19

702 wrote:5.4 earthquake here near Vegas just a bit ago.


Work wife #2 just moved to the Volare' apartments south of the airport and didn't feel a thing. Must've been north LV that felt it

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby azrider » Fri May 22, 2015 16:46:10

Old spice is to hipsters as axe is to douche bags.

But for 99 cents, that axe body spray is pretty damn good.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 22, 2015 16:46:58

hmmmm
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby slugsrbad » Fri May 22, 2015 17:17:04

azrider wrote:Old spice is to hipsters as axe is to douche bags.

But for 99 cents, that axe body spray is pretty damn good.


Now I know why I've been listening to a The Lumineers station on Pandora more frequently! It's my deodorant!
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 22, 2015 18:00:44

Apparently I was a hipster in middle school
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby td11 » Fri May 22, 2015 18:22:29

i only wear old spice pure sport since 8th grade. lick my sack
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby td11 » Fri May 22, 2015 18:23:00

it's glazed with Old Spice Pure Sport
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 1 » Fri May 22, 2015 18:27:16

I use Axe in my hair. Not as painful (or douchey) as it sounds.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Fri May 22, 2015 18:35:17

Woody wrote:Have a good Memorial Day everyone

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this

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greatest

thing

EVER!!!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Fri May 22, 2015 18:38:24

except BUZZ YOUR GIRLFRIEND WOOF

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Woody » Fri May 22, 2015 18:49:16

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat May 23, 2015 15:13:08

Dude next door is crying again. I think the girl moved out (good for her) because lately I haven't heard her, only him yelling, screaming and crying, presumably at her over the phone. Now she's just gotta learn not to answer the phone when he calls.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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