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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 21, 2015 00:31:30

swishnicholson wrote:Luckily I plan to package my 20000+ posts to this board between hardcovers and put them all to shame.


put me down for a dozen!

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 21, 2015 00:46:29

Dining with an overweight person causes you to eat more.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 21, 2015 00:52:44

there's a hannibal lecter joke in there somewhere but i can't properly form it

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Apr 21, 2015 00:53:03

Boy meets world finale on from 1-2 on abc family.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:23:07

a-treat is back.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:40:48

Bucky wrote:I have a friend who got a Pulitzer last year!!!


I have a friend who threw up in the back seat after drinking too much last week.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:46:52

I have a friend

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby SK790 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:59:37

PhillieMooDo wrote:
SK790 wrote:Moving sucks.

Where'd you end up?

Greenwood.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:15:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I have a friend


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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Eem » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:53:58

I have been on edge for over a week, I had a weird mole on my foot removed by a dermatologist that he seemed a little concerned about. On top of that, I have serious hypochondriac tendencies/health anxiety that comes out every once in a while, and it's absolutely crippling. Today I found out the test came back benign. So let's party.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:04:35

ReadingPhilly wrote:Some girl that graduated from the same high school like 5 years after was named a finalist for a Pulitzer today. Made me reevaluate my life for 10-15 seconds.


Mrs. Vulture went to the same HS (and Middle School) as Junot Diaz but graduated 6 years earlier.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Apr 21, 2015 14:46:11

Starting to get too good at speaking Simpson Strong-Tie.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:10:24

I don't feel good even a little bit
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:11:36

now you're doing soul music?

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:16:07

I'm super bad.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:27:52

So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby drsmooth » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:36:42

PrattRules wrote:
Bucky wrote:I have a friend who got a Pulitzer last year!!!


I have a friend who threw up in the back seat after drinking too much last week.


with all due respect to Pulitzer winners, now that you mention it "Pulitzer" looks like a word invented as a name for someone who regularly pukes after drinking too much
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby drsmooth » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:38:28

Eem wrote:I have been on edge for over a week, I had a weird mole on my foot removed by a dermatologist that he seemed a little concerned about. On top of that, I have serious hypochondriac tendencies/health anxiety that comes out every once in a while, and it's absolutely crippling. Today I found out the test came back benign. So let's party.


congrats

now dance, motherfucker
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:46:17

No but really
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 21, 2015 16:54:57

We're all familiar with W-2 and W-4 forms. One can infer the existence of W-1 and W-3 forms. What are they? Are there W-5 forms? How many W forms are there?
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