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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:07:55

pacino wrote:just heard someone use the word 'shizzle'

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Werthless » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:01:16

Bucky wrote:unless it's a high-speed merge, it's much more efficient for total traffic flow to do it that way

I'm guessing that you've read Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and What It Says About Us)?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:14:26

Werthless wrote:
Bucky wrote:unless it's a high-speed merge, it's much more efficient for total traffic flow to do it that way

I'm guessing that you've read Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and What It Says About Us)?

I havent read it but I watch the games so it made sense to

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:56:07

jamiethekiller wrote:hate when people get pissy when i ride a merging lane all the way to the end.


Let's face it, people get pissy no matter where you try to merge. My mother likes to tell the story of my frustrated uncle from New Zealand faced with New Jersey traffic and screaming ALTERNATE MERGE, MATE!!!

Hate that thousand yard tare straight ahead you get from these drivers so pissed that they'll have to give up a car length of progress.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Nov 25, 2014 17:07:26

gf's flight delayed a few hours already. expected arrival at 3 am. smh

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Nov 25, 2014 17:12:32

dump her

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Nov 25, 2014 17:17:37

I'd probably be forced to pick her up anyway.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Nov 25, 2014 17:50:35

ReadingPhilly wrote:I'd probably be forced to pick her up anyway.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Tue Nov 25, 2014 20:57:18

Had a deer attempt to jump over my car the other day. It appeared out of nowhere to the right as if to dash across the road, then cut right when it saw me, then attempted to vault over the car from broadside. It completely missed the car but landed on its side right behind me, got up and finished crossing the road.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Nov 26, 2014 04:06:50

Plenty of spots in the cell phone lot at 3am.

Also, credit to the crew doing overnight paving at the 202/76/whatever else interchange in kop a few hours before it's supposed to snow.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby EndlessSummer » Wed Nov 26, 2014 08:17:21

At least getting trapped watching the dumb Fox29 morning show is made less excruciating with the hot new co-host.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Wed Nov 26, 2014 09:27:07

hey, Funny Product Reviews...look down. You see what that is? Yep, it's a shark.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Nov 26, 2014 09:35:15

EndlessSummer wrote:At least getting trapped watching the dumb Fox29 morning show is made less excruciating with the hot new co-host.


Well hi how do you do

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Youseff » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:39:44

how do you admins to your foe list?
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:43:38

Youseff wrote:how do you admins to your foe list?

you can't
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:49:02

turns out IKEA isn't even Swedish and claims to be a charity to avoid taxes
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:49:55

Youseff wrote:how do you admins to your foe list?

SORRY BRO YOU HAVE TO SEE MY STUFF
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:53:26

EndlessSummer wrote:At least getting trapped watching the dumb Fox29 morning show is made less excruciating with the hot new co-host.


https://twitter.com/AlexHolleyFOX29

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby 702 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 17:52:59

Absolutely love this Hawaiian spot down the street. It's to the point I walk in and they're ready for me to pay by the time I get to the register. Same order.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Wed Nov 26, 2014 18:07:38

Try the Big Kahuna burger
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