Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Thu Nov 20, 2014 22:26:28

think a squirrel died in one of my walls. lots of flies now. neat
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 20, 2014 22:27:17

HERE WE GO AGAIN

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Sat Nov 22, 2014 15:55:53

Changed the headlight in my car. Calling it a productive weekend
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Nov 22, 2014 15:57:15

Bought a hat at Modell's for a Xmas gift and they forgot to take the security tag off of it. FFS inept trainee cashier

EDIT: got some pliers/wire cutters and popped it off [/PiP]
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Nov 22, 2014 15:57:53

phatj wrote:Changed the headlight in my car. Calling it a productive weekend


You earned yourself a third serving of stuffing.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Sat Nov 22, 2014 17:31:03

missin' you fantasy football threat

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Nov 22, 2014 18:02:51

phatj wrote:Changed the headlight in my car. Calling it a productive weekend

This summer I had to change a tail light bulb in my Mustang. Took over an hour... probably would've been less if not for all the cursing. To change a tail light bulb, you have to remove the whole tail light assembly. To remove the assembly, you have to remove the trunk liner to gain access to the bolts. I wanted to track down whoever designed it like that and choke 'em.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Sat Nov 22, 2014 18:25:17

Heard that. This particular one was remarkably easy. My other car, though, is awful. First you have to undo a couple of bolts to remove a shroud on the back of the light assembly, then getting the old bulb out isn't too bad, but getting the new one in is insane. There's this four-dimensional clip designed by M. C. Escher that you have to be a double-jointed monkey to fasten.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Savior » Sat Nov 22, 2014 22:42:56

wife got dizzy and fainted at dinner. everything checked out okay and she was discharged from the ER already. no really known reason aside from dehydration and some female-related things.

terrifying few hours.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Nov 23, 2014 01:20:19

Welcome back joe table!! Where the hell ya been?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Nov 23, 2014 04:56:39

Just woke up on some hotel room couch in collegeville. Debating with myself if I am too tired to drive back home right now.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Nov 23, 2014 06:06:04

Made it home.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Sun Nov 23, 2014 07:54:28

The Savior wrote:wife got dizzy and fainted at dinner. everything checked out okay and she was discharged from the ER already. no really known reason aside from dehydration and some female-related things.

terrifying few hours.

oy.

Yikes. Glad she's okay, pal.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Savior » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:25:12

on-call gyno this morning now thinks she had a very early miscarriage.

weirdly emotional day now as neither of us had any idea she was even pregnant or possibly pregnant.

/sorry for the sad sunday
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby drsmooth » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:30:35

The Savior wrote:wife got dizzy and fainted at dinner. everything checked out okay and she was discharged from the ER already. no really known reason aside from dehydration and some female-related things.

terrifying few hours.

oy.


I know you're going to, but get her checked out top to toe. Can be hard to troubleshoot that kind of thing & while most ER MDs are great at what they do, they're particularly great at rescue care, not so much long-haul stuff
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:37:31

Woah. Best to you and your wife. Scary and sad.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby PrattRules » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:41:46

Damn. Sorry, Savior.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby PrattRules » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:42:31

ReadingPhilly wrote:Made it home.


way to get it done
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:26:14

Glad to hear she's OK, TS

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:51:16

I just realized that our pal youseff spells his poster name with two f's. I have been reading his name as "youself" this whole time. Sorry pal.
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