sick birn

Tried changing my golf spikes. First pair didn't fit despite the spikes saying they work with all Adidas shoes. Second pair has too many spots for the spikes I bought SICK OF THIS

I have two electric razors- one that lives in my car and gets most of the use, and another that lives in the bathroom and only sees occasional action. That last one (the car unit) was purchased in October 2008. I know that because I use the "Kohls cash" I got for buying it to purchase my red NL champions smooth sweatshirt.

Recently, due to my car accident and dumping everything out of my car and other circumstances, I had my bathroom razor in the barn. It wasn't until this event- almost six full years later- that I realized that both razors are exactly the same.

702 wrote:Had sex with my high school crush who was always taken when I was single then single when I was taken then now currently married (to an air force dude who is currently away). It's my ex gf of 5 years birthday today who absolutely hated the chick(for good reason I guess). I feel like a complete dick for banging a married chick but totally vindicated in life.

Gotta say, that's always been my hypothetical line. I wouldn't think twice about sticking a married woman, but the lady of a deployed military-type just seems like a bridge too far. I know it happens all the time, but I don't know if I could do it.

Of course, I say that now, but I'm sure that in the right circumstances any of my "morals" could be compromised for the right opportunity.

In conclusion, good for you for banging one you always wanted to (I have such a long list), but I don't think you should make a habit of that.

pacino wrote:i have a friend that does warhammer. i dont know how he stands it, you prepare your thingies for hours and hours and then some guy comes along and destroys you

SOUNDS LIKE THE SINGLES BAR SCENE AMIRIGHT??!!

pacino wrote:gettin' married tomorrow. parents are taking us out to eat tonight then i'm supposed to sleep over at their house for whatever reason. did you married guys do this?

I was in too big of a rush to post a dumb joke and overlooked this part. Good for you. man.

And yes, we did something like this.

702 wrote:Had sex with my high school crush who was always taken when I was single then single when I was taken then now currently married (to an air force dude who is currently away). It's my ex gf of 5 years birthday today who absolutely hated the chick(for good reason I guess). I feel like a complete dick for banging a married chick but totally vindicated in life.

hope you cease to exist soon

Jeez

what i mean it's not like her husband is a trained killer

Woody wrote:what i mean it's not like her husband is a trained killer

Of course not. He's Air Force.

HOOAH

up like clockwork at 730-8 on the weekends. might as well go riding

best day of the year y'all

Barry Jive wrote:best day of the year y'all

weather is spectacular. They blocked off Dawson at Ridge, confusing many this morning.

I'm gonna drink some fucking beers

see you at Manayunk and Salaignac chillin with JoePa

Barry Jive wrote:see you at Manayunk and Salaignac chillin with JoePa

I'll be walking that general direction. Make sure there is plenty of bourbon for Joe.

had a bottle of Bulleit 10 year yesterday. bourbons been flowing all weekend for me

i spent the last 35 minutes trying to get a little spider off my back that latched onto there probably 20 hours ago and survived a shower this morning. like directly in the center of my back, the hardest spot to reach. no matter how many times i scraped at him, his legs were just dug in. finally flung him off with a 2 foot shoehorn. my back is all red and scratched up now. battle scars amirite

You probably have rabies now

Or, at best, Maclin Aids

real life spiderman