Just admit the truth, provolone is what made you poop in the woods. It's OK, most would still hold a grudge.

I don't really like cheese

It sounds like you really just want to cheat on your wife.

I had a turkey hoagie with provolone from Palm Tree Market today. Good stuff.

I'm not even (re)married (yet)

a quick scan of twitter reveals that 1) my ex wife got her haircut together finally and 2) she pregnent

CalvinBall wrote:how does that fix his sandwich?

it uses up the rest of the cheddar he'll have laying around

Soren wrote:a quick scan of twitter reveals that 1) my ex wife got her haircut together finally and 2) she pregnent

Put this one in the win column, buddy

ah fair point jtk.

Wheels Tupay wrote:

Soren wrote:a quick scan of twitter reveals that 1) my ex wife got her haircut together finally and 2) she pregnent

Put this one in the win column, buddy

it was a win-win. We hated each other and brought the absolute worst out of each other. She's happy, I'm happy let's all have a beer.

someone at work made fun of me because I said:

"I was supposed to call him tomorrow."

after I said that they stopped me, laughed and said, are you talking about the future in the past tense?

I feel like they are wrong, but I'm not sure why. Who can tell me what tense that quote is?

dang, mcneal's a provolone hater. this really changes things around here.

Speaking of bacon, I just got back from Shop Rite and a pound of regular Oscar Meyer bacon was like $8.29. What is this madness?

Youseff wrote:someone at work made fun of me because I said:

"I was supposed to call him tomorrow."

after I said that they stopped me, laughed and said, are you talking about the future in the past tense?

I feel like they are wrong, but I'm not sure why. Who can tell me what tense that quote is?

i think you are fine as long as your plans to call said person tomorrow changed.


like i was supposed to call him tomorrow but now he will be out of the office.

Get one of them Chedder Cheese bricks. They last a long time if you keep them wrapped up tight. Need a good cheese knife though. Sometimes you want the slices pretty thin. Tough to do with a crappy knife.

In fact, get two bricks because that broccoli bacon concoction sounds damn good.

Youseff wrote:someone at work made fun of me because I said:

"I was supposed to call him tomorrow."

after I said that they stopped me, laughed and said, are you talking about the future in the past tense?

I feel like they are wrong, but I'm not sure why. Who can tell me what tense that quote is?

It should be " I am suppose to call him tomorrow."

Wheels Tupay wrote:

Youseff wrote:someone at work made fun of me because I said:

"I was supposed to call him tomorrow."

after I said that they stopped me, laughed and said, are you talking about the future in the past tense?

I feel like they are wrong, but I'm not sure why. Who can tell me what tense that quote is?

It should be " I am suppose to call him tomorrow."

so I am wrong? DAMN.

Soren wrote:I'm not even (re)married (yet)

Obviously I'm commenting on Bill's dissatisfaction with a cheese he "likes a good deal" and subsequent longing for the seductive mystery of cheddar as indicative of a deepening ennui in his boudoir.

jerseyhoya wrote:Speaking of bacon, I just got back from Shop Rite and a pound of regular Oscar Meyer bacon was like $8.29. What is this madness?

whole foods specially made in-house bacon is only 7.99 a LB. sriracha bacon is the tits

CalvinBall wrote:

Youseff wrote:someone at work made fun of me because I said:

"I was supposed to call him tomorrow."

after I said that they stopped me, laughed and said, are you talking about the future in the past tense?

I feel like they are wrong, but I'm not sure why. Who can tell me what tense that quote is?

i think you are fine as long as your plans to call said person tomorrow changed.


like i was supposed to call him tomorrow but now he will be out of the office.

the boss was like...what ever happened to that guy, and that's how I responded.