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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Mon May 12, 2014 16:50:13

Opened up a fresh highlighter. Anybody wants anything to be seen, I'm your guy.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon May 12, 2014 17:22:46

Slow your roll playa
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:08:32

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Mon May 12, 2014 20:18:45

that idea is going to save america.
I like teh waether

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby smitty » Mon May 12, 2014 20:22:41

This idea will go wrong in a hurry. Jerkoff kids have jerkoff parents who will raise unholy hell of their jackass kid doesn't get them a discount. Worse, they'll have four jackass banshee kids and they'll demand five bucks off the bill for each of them and leave a 3% tip to boot.

Mrs. Smitty and I will compliment parents who have well behaved kids at a restaurant. When it happens we feel as blessed as an early second round draft pick.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:23:19

those people get the cops called on them
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:24:05

i appreciate you do that smitty. we're lucky in that we can take our daughter to restaurants when we want, and when people comment on how good she is we really appreciate it
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Mon May 12, 2014 20:24:40

voting the dude for president
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Mon May 12, 2014 20:26:17

i never cried as a baby. now i'm unable to feel emotiosn
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:27:29

when we first started taking her to restaurants we would order our food and drinks with the check and boxes in case she was a nut case. never had to cash in but it did stop me from getting more than one beer
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Mon May 12, 2014 20:28:33

now u cant stop drinking

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:31:22

now manayunk has "good daddy" discounts
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Mon May 12, 2014 20:32:54

td11 wrote:i never cried as a baby. now i'm unable to feel emotiosn

damn u a tough babe huh

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon May 12, 2014 20:35:21

i was and am a big crybaby. also at work my nickname is King Baby and i wanna get a gold rattle to put on a chain
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:36:38

i never knew this about you
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Mon May 12, 2014 20:36:56

dream big
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Mon May 12, 2014 20:37:25

i can't cry at all except for sports movies and when i get cheated on
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon May 12, 2014 20:38:06

Mulan got to me most recently

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 20:38:31

before i had a kid my wife thought i was a cold, dark person. now i cry when i see a random RP give up a walkoff on the 2 am sportscenter
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Mon May 12, 2014 20:38:47

titanic a couple of days ago. damn that billy zane

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