Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 05, 2014 21:37:51

Bucky wrote:AT LEAST HIS HOT SAUCE HAD A LID


AND HE'S WEARING MATCHING SHOES, OLD MAN.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Mar 05, 2014 21:43:45

Bucky wrote:pretty much the pictures are all that will remain from your wedding. people forget the food, forget the entertainment, forget that uncle louie passed out drunk.

we got candids from one of the best in the biz. two guys. barely knew they were there. our wedding pics are awesome. one of our shots even made "philadelphia weddings' magazine. (spring/summer 1999 edition, p222, for the librarians amongst us).

My wife and I have one framed photo from our wedding in our house. The rest are in an album somewhere that we haven't opened in at least five years. I have looked at my dad's photos (mostly candids) on Flickr more recently however.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Youseff » Wed Mar 05, 2014 21:53:47

I left the wedding reception after I got married and took a nap. When I came back my wife's friend's husband said I was the only nigga he knew that could sleep at his own wedding and tried to touch my dick.
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 05, 2014 21:57:48

You just told that story to brag about your black pass

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:08:18

drsmooth wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I can't imagine I didn't post about my bike crash and subsequent ER visit about 2 weeks ago. Wrist was still hurting, so I went ahead and had that recommend follow up visit with my Doc. It's broken, he said. And he folded this visit into my annual physical, so I guess we're both going to do well financially, since I paid nothing. (I assume there's going to be a charge for the x-ray.)


damn, tv - be careful out there


Now it turns out that a piece of my first metacarpal may have broken off. Th surgery word was used, as in I don't think you'll need surgery, but I want the orthopedist to look at it. There is a chance I'll need a cast. The splint I'm wearing for my wrist does nothing to immobilize my finger.

The fact that my Doctor started to say metatarsal instead of metacarpal did weaken my confidence a bit.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Youseff » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:12:06

Barry Jive wrote:You just told that story to brag about your black pass


also about how big my penis is perceived to be
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:31:27

My hair looks like garbage today

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:42:56

I started to gel my hair for work. Might make it an everyday thing.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:48:03

Barry Jive wrote:My hair looks like garbage today


You can pull of the messy hair thing p well IMO

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 05, 2014 23:04:15

Thanks pal. I'm cool with it when it's flouncy or whatever but today it's just all flat from wearing a hat I guess

Anyone getting laid tonight what's the deal with that

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Mar 05, 2014 23:20:46

Got my black socks on just for the occasion

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 05, 2014 23:32:40

I also am wearing black socks

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Mar 05, 2014 23:40:27

Wearing white socks with grey toes and a pair of crocs not giving a fuuuuuuuck

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:29:55

Tomorrow I become officially single for the 1st time since the day before Andy Reid coached his 1st game as an Eagles

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:31:00

I saw a Buzzfeed listicle about male fashion and my only violation was flat brimmed hats. The subhead had some dog whistle racism as the justification so I feel okay about it

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:35:19

One of the Japanese kids in this exchange program I help run has been wearing a flat brimmed cap complete with the sticker the past few days. He's this excitable short kid who weighs about as much as my right leg and speaks crappy English (though as I speak no Japanese, I probably shouldn't judge that harshly).

Anyway it's really funny that he's been wearing a flat brimmed cap with the sticker still on, or at least I think it's really funny.

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:36:08

Got black socks with blue and purple hoops on.

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:59:09

Ace Rothstein wrote:Tomorrow I become officially single for the 1st time since the day before Andy Reid coached his 1st game as an Eagles


swing away, merrill
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Mar 06, 2014 04:41:41

Barry Jive wrote:Anyone getting laid tonight

8-)
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Thu Mar 06, 2014 06:20:40

pics or it didn't happen
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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