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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:38:33

The Nightman Cometh wrote:While we are complaining about things, I've been dribbling after I pee for a few months now. Pretty annoying stuff.


you made this post a while ago and i remember posting that you should do kegels. incontinence really shouldn't be a (major) issue for someone your age
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:41:15

Yeah, its not a problem if I basically pick up my balls and empty that my urethra, but I should probably go see a doctor. Just don't want them sticking shit up my schlong.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby laf837 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:42:49

TenuredVulture wrote:We used an MFA photography student. Got great pics at a low price.



I got a DJ from the university's campus radio station and photographer from like the trenton times or whatever. I had to pay for most of my wedding so i had to find a way to cut back. Worked out fine. The DJ played all the music I wanted to hear (I gave him a playlist) and the photographer did a decent job and was good with the candids but we never look at them ever. this was 13 yrs ago mind.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:50:35

pretty much the pictures are all that will remain from your wedding. people forget the food, forget the entertainment, forget that uncle louie passed out drunk.

we got candids from one of the best in the biz. two guys. barely knew they were there. our wedding pics are awesome. one of our shots even made "philadelphia weddings' magazine. (spring/summer 1999 edition, p222, for the librarians amongst us).

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:51:18

http://www.jeffreeder.com/

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Mar 05, 2014 14:52:53

Hey! Why can't basketball players father children?

(My favorite joke from World According to Garp. OK, maybe the only joke.)
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:02:12

Men who wear those cheap white socks from Walmart with the grey patches on the toes and heel should really just buy a blow up doll because that's the only way they'll get any.

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:05:33

"so would you entertain the idea of a 2nd date?"

"NAH MAN YER SOCKS"

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:05:55

i believe that group of men is called 'most men'. seems like a whole lotta babies crawling around the planet, even with those socks
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby uncle milt » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:10:58

people pronouncing the word fart

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:19:19

pacino wrote:i believe that group of men is called 'most men'. seems like a whole lotta babies crawling around the planet, even with those socks


Do you wear them?

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:25:44

Doll Is Mine wrote:
pacino wrote:i believe that group of men is called 'most men'. seems like a whole lotta babies crawling around the planet, even with those socks


Do you wear them?

when i'm not wearing black or brown, yep. they're comfortable, and i wear the ankle ones, so it's not like they even show. it's nothing to be ashamed about.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:26:17


http://www.forvo.com/word/poontang/
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:28:23

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Bucky wrote:it's actually the same thing that's happened my last 3 appointments, and i've complained about it then. i guess i really needed to mention that in my rant.

about 4 years. former dentist had a real small family type place. he got sick and his hygienist, office manager, and assistant got gigs at this new place, in exchange for his patient list. Now only the assistant remains. I've never been crazy about the place- always trying to upsell. I feel like I'm in a new car showroom when the ask me if i want the ultra clean treatment or what have you. They started to bring a dental surgeon in one night a week and saturdays (I'm sure moonlighting from somewhere else) and they wanted me to see him to get my wisdom teeth out. I explained no, I need to see someone weekdays. But they actually scheduled me to see him without my knowledge or consent and started the same round of "confirmations". I never confirmed then they asked me why i was a no-show.


I read somewhere that there are too many dentists, and so I wouldn't be surprised if they're chasing customers and even doing things like unnecessary extractions.


Dentists are, in the main, hard-core businesspeople. they make doctors look like bolsheviks.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:56:55

pacino wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
pacino wrote:i believe that group of men is called 'most men'. seems like a whole lotta babies crawling around the planet, even with those socks


Do you wear them?

when i'm not wearing black or brown, yep. they're comfortable, and i wear the ankle ones, so it's not like they even show. it's nothing to be ashamed about.


Well I know that but does your wife like them or does she discreetly replace them with the black or brown ones in your sock drawer?

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:58:05

i only wear black socks and mostly colorful dress socks.

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Mar 05, 2014 15:58:45

i wear colorful knee high socks with awesome designs on them

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 05, 2014 16:04:32

I wear black socks 24/7, with the exceptions of the times I don't.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Mar 05, 2014 16:24:43

Doll Is Mine wrote:Men who wear those cheap white socks from Walmart with the grey patches on the toes and heel should really just buy a blow up doll because that's the only way they'll get any.


Do you mean in general or wearing those socks with slacks or something? I mean wth kind of socks are you wearing to the gym or with jeans/sweats sitting around the house or running errands?

I have some of those cheap walmart socks and I assure you, I get laid plenty (even before I was married they had no effect in that space) but I do have dress socks, black socks, grey socks, argyle socks. Dress for the occasion yo.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 05, 2014 16:27:01

i wear just plain black socks with sneakers. the white ones get way to dirt and ugly looking too fast. i think thats what he is talking about.

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