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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 06, 2014 09:54:01

got a big test today. probably prepared harder for it than any other test in my life
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 06, 2014 09:54:21

jamiethekiller wrote:i made a bean soup last night and now i'm going to gas everyone out of this building


glad it's not just me then
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Feb 06, 2014 09:54:33

Is it a pregnancy test?
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Soren » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:12:41

I keep coming in to work, which just entails sitting around talking about power being out and about not being able to get anything done.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:16:11

jamiethekiller wrote:i've worked from home a bunch these past few weeks and when my roommate was asked at a party what the hell i do he replied with "i'm not sure, it looks like he plays sim city"



i like when you refer to other posters as your roommate

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Youseff » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:30:50

took some long exposures on my roof last night but my light meter broke so I hope they came out ok
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:30:53

subtweeting Grimey
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Youseff » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:38:19

staring at a lesbians cleavage at this moment
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby JUburton » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:41:37

JUburton wrote:Went to my friend's wedding website to book a room using their rate. 0.00 per night, perfect! It actually let me book but I'm guessing it's cancelled within 24 hours.
Got a confirmation email. Get your shit together, Hilton.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:51:52

jamiethekiller wrote:i've worked from home a bunch these past few weeks and when my roommate was asked at a party what the hell i do he replied with "i'm not sure, it looks like he plays sim city"

i love this
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:57:02

its cold in here today. i don't get how some days it'll be hot as shit on my end and the next day it'll be freezing while some other part of the office is warm

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:11:56

had an appointment to talk to my surgeon about my gallbladder today. was already to leave here at 1 but they guys just cancelled on me. the doctor cant get to the office bc downed trees are blocking him from leaving his neighborhood.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Slowhand » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:48:58

Just show up at his house with some knives and shit

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:55:04

Surgery kiosk

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:55:35

Slowhand wrote:Just show up at his house with some knives and shit

Literally have a knife in one hand and a turd in the other.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 06, 2014 14:11:58

Have had to piss for ~2.5 hours, been waiting to piss in a cup for ~2.25. Don't think I've ever properly executed this timing

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 06, 2014 14:18:03

remember when i had to shit during mine. felt bad for the lady cause i couldn't flush and it was a very messy wipe

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 06, 2014 14:32:49

lol they waived the test because I passed it five years ago and I'm getting reinstated. God bless the union

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Feb 06, 2014 14:35:35

What is the test for? Jtk, that is fucking hilarious.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Feb 06, 2014 14:37:34

big baby syndrome

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