azrider wrote:

as an individual who has done and seen lots of things in bathrooms... those bottom two have azrider quite perplexed. first, who the fuck goes fishing in the damn toilet and what the hell is going on with the other one?

i think the bottom right one is karate

come to think of it... maybe he is not fishing in the bottom left.

maybe he dropped his cell phone in there

Got all the way to work and received a text that it's closed. Parked by the security shack to eat my wings, like a creep

Grotewold wrote:Got all the way to work and received a text that it's closed. Parked by the security shack to eat my wings, like a creep

as long as you don't work at a middle school or high school you have very little to worry about.

Napalm wrote:this would go over much better with pics

Went to my friend's wedding website to book a room using their rate. 0.00 per night, perfect! It actually let me book but I'm guessing it's cancelled within 24 hours.

azrider wrote:

Grotewold wrote:Got all the way to work and received a text that it's closed. Parked by the security shack to eat my wings, like a creep

as long as you don't work at a middle school or high school you have very little to worry about.

phew, just made the cut

JUburton wrote:

Napalm wrote:this would go over much better with pics

[Reveal] Spoiler:

now thats a pic i can get behind

or in front of if your think about it

jesus she fine

She's dating Aaron Murray, and people that have met her said she's a total bitch

of course she's a total bitch, look at that body

Houshphandzadeh wrote:my greyhound bus broke down on the way to NYC yesterday. it was kinda funny seeing thirty people tromp through the snow to another bus. one guy had just had his shoes polished

Wow. I wonder how many greyhound bus users have recently polished shows.

BigEd76 wrote:She's dating Aaron Murray, and people that have met her said she's a total bitch

Confirmed.

Her goal in life is to marry an athlete. Ended up with Ponder based on an internet search.

Family is currently working on getting her little sister some attention.

kruker wrote:

BigEd76 wrote:She's dating Aaron Murray, and people that have met her said she's a total bitch

Confirmed.

Her goal in life is to marry an athlete. Ended up with Ponder based on an internet search.

Family is currently working on getting her little sister some attention.

yuppp. her sister posted a shitty cover of some song on youtube and the fox morning show talked about it. it was in the daily news too. a million other teenagers have done the same thing, but not all of them have fame whore sisters!

that's a little unfair. if you had a little sister or daughter trying to make a music career happen you'd probably use your leverage to get her some press too. the music industry doesn't even have A&R reps anymore because nobody gives a shit about talent

Barry Jive wrote:that's a little unfair. if you had a little sister or daughter trying to make a music career happen you'd probably use your leverage to get her some press too. the music industry doesn't even have A&R reps anymore because nobody gives a shit about talent

little sister whore sympathizer

put it on my tombstone

Pepperoni, sausage, and sister whores, Pierre!