We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:16:04

In the meantime, lock your bedroom door and move your dresser in front of it so HE can't kill YOU in YOUR sleep. You've been warned.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby 1 » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:21:59

And there you have it. Marijuana aggressively ruins another life.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:23:36

Maybe sk will get lucky and the guy will just OD on the stuff

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:42:39

Sounds like the guy has a stranglehold on the living situation.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:25:07

Maybe he was on team ace.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Woody » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:29:52

We've probably all wanted to choke you at some point so consider everything even
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:41:41

Aren't you like 6'5 250? May I suggest taking some sort of self defense class so you don't get manhandled by someone (likely) smaller than you?

I know you are a basically a pacifist but this is a situation where being huge should have helped you out.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:42:17

Like kick him in the balls or something
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:53:45

I'm home. I have gallstones and probaby need to get y gallbladder removed ASAP. Good times. Any other go through this?

Have a phone interview in an hour and a half. Barely any sleep last night. This should go well.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:55:24

you say it would help if he was huge then suggest kicking him in the balls?

does not correlate.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:57:36

The B1G Piece wrote:you say it would help if he was huge then suggest kicking him in the balls?

does not correlate.

Sigh.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:58:50

nevermind.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Soren » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:44:24

Stuck in a snow bank, waiting for a tow. Gonna cost me about a hundy because I decided I needed to get into work today

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby TomatoPie » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:45:14

SK790 wrote:he's pissed off everyone in the house but me at this point and i'm really the only person who actually talks to him anymore. he's the kind of guy who thinks that it's everyone else and not him being the problem. craigslist roommates blow. lesson learned.


I'd start figured out how to be not the first person he comes gunnin' after. I want that warning shot. Not trying to be funny here.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:46:04

rather live with my parents than ever live with strangers again

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:51:17

CalvinBall wrote:I'm home. I have gallstones and probaby need to get y gallbladder removed ASAP. Good times. Any other go through this?

Have a phone interview in an hour and a half. Barely any sleep last night. This should go well.


FFS, Calvin is having a human organ removed and you guys are fixated on SK's pitiful life. Do we have no sense of decency?

Best of luck, Calvin. No, I'm never been through this. I don't do drugs.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:54:25

Actual also sorry to hear about SK, too. I watched my first few minutes of Girls the other night and there was a similar situation. apparently a brother and sister were sexually attracted to each other. Are you related to this guy in any way?
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:58:46

Good luck Cal
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 03, 2014 13:29:32

CalvinBall wrote:I'm home. I have gallstones and probaby need to get y gallbladder removed ASAP. Good times. Any other go through this?

Have a phone interview in an hour and a half. Barely any sleep last night. This should go well.


i did! i dunno why you're home except that maybe your gallstones aren't nearly as big as mine were. i was on morphine drip for an hour or so with little positive effect before they x-rayed me, anesthetized me and did laparoscopic surgery to take the whole gall bladder out. after that things were pretty good; i woke up from the surgery with no major problems, took percocets and anti-inflammatories for a few weeks and all told it was a nice summer after that. but man, the pain leading up to the surgery was horrible. i've never felt anything nearly as excruciating as that.

best of luck to you; if they let you keep the gallstone i'd go for it because apparently they sell well in the Asian aphrodisiac market. i have a suspicion my doctor pocketed mine.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby azrider » Mon Feb 03, 2014 13:40:54

Bj is right... If you can sneak that past customs, you can get at least 5k or at least a quasi unlimited supply of hookers and coke for the weekend in Hong Kong. Personally, I would go for the hookers and coke, but that's just me.

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