Just scheduled a colonoscopy. This is what my life has become.

wear clean undies

make sure they arent worn in the crotch area

The nurse sounded cute, might get my butthole waxed, see if I can impress her.

Bill McNeal wrote:The nurse sounded cute, might get my butthole waxed, see if I can impress her.

like you're the first person to have this idea. i would decorate your bottom diorama style, it's the only way to stand out

i bought some new underwear not too long ago. they were expensive. pissed me off a lot. pissed me off even more when there isn't a dickhole in them. christ. feel like a 4 year old pissing everytime in them now

Napalm wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:The nurse sounded cute, might get my butthole waxed, see if I can impress her.

like you're the first person to have this idea. i would decorate your bottom diorama style, it's the only way to stand out

I call that the bedassler

jamiethekiller wrote:i bought some new underwear not too long ago. they were expensive. pissed me off a lot. pissed me off even more when there isn't a dickhole in them. christ. feel like a 4 year old pissing everytime in them now

It's one of the reasons I choose the stall over the urinal. Well that and memories of that creepy dude next to me checking out my junk at the vet when I was 12.

The last couple pages are what BSG is all about, thanks guys

jamiethekiller wrote:i bought some new underwear not too long ago. they were expensive. pissed me off a lot. pissed me off even more when there isn't a dickhole in them. christ. feel like a 4 year old pissing everytime in them now

sitzpinkler

Bill McNeal wrote:Just scheduled a colonoscopy. This is what my life has become.

Shove a dildo up your ass the night before. It will alleviate the discomfort. Who knows? You might even get a boner and cum as a bonus.

jesus

azrider wrote:

Napalm wrote:maybe your balls contain traces of concentrated acid like the xenomorphs from alien and you've bled out occasionally at times

Probably not the case, but still another example of the need for a reinforced crotch in briefs.

What are your thoughts on pouch underwear?

Doll Is Mine wrote:

azrider wrote:

Napalm wrote:maybe your balls contain traces of concentrated acid like the xenomorphs from alien and you've bled out occasionally at times

Probably not the case, but still another example of the need for a reinforced crotch in briefs.

What are your thoughts on pouch underwear?

Are we talking about the bikinis that give you a little extra room? If so, got two pair of them. They usually don't see much action, unless some girl goes through my stuff and she likes them. I would say about only one in four do, so I roll with the boxer briefs that have the higher percentage. #analytics

Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy shit!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

azrider wrote:Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy shit!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

Hdmi cables are on amazon for like a dollar

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:

azrider wrote:Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy shit!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

Hdmi cables are on amazon for like a dollar

yea, but you cant pick up chicks on amazon

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:

azrider wrote:Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy #$!&@!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

Hdmi cables are on amazon for like a dollar

I know... But azrider is into instant gratification, however at 19.99, not so much. They have them going for like 5 bucks on their website too. That's kinda fucked up if you ask me.

Napalm wrote:

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:

azrider wrote:Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy #$!&@!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

Hdmi cables are on amazon for like a dollar

yea, but you cant pick up chicks on amazon

And if, and it's a big if... You find a hot chick at Walmart, you know she's low maintenance. That's why you got to stay out of places like fashion square and whole foods.

azrider wrote:Just got out of Walmart trying to buy a cheap HDMI cable... Picked up some great value kettle cooked chips instead. Holy shit!!! They got to be grandma utz!!!!

Other kettle chips were ruined for me since I've had Dieffenbach's