i'll probably never kill myself but if i do it'll be in early january.

sounds like a new year's resolution to me.

Hope Houstonians remembered to turn off their sprinklers tonight (or at least they don't run until after I've driven home).

COLD OUTSIDE

Soren wrote:sounds like a new year's resolution to me.

/z ipper

Guess I'll wear a sweater tomorrow.

I AM WEARING A HOODIE BUT NOTHING ON THE BOTTOM

Going to wear my jacket that finally arrived.

I wonder how much a drink is at the Bunny Ranch bar.

PrattRules wrote:I wonder how much a drink is at the Bunny Ranch bar.

$500-$5,000, depending on how well you negotiate

CalvinBall wrote:Going to wear my jacket that finally arrived.

Shoot for the moon, CB

what's it rated??

Wearin short sleeves like a boss

Bucky wrote:what's it rated??

750!

I appreciate your dedication, hospital supply closet security guy, but I'm here for a nipple shield not the Hope diamond

no sense of taste or blind in one eye?

An Australian man who made global headlines after becoming wedged naked in his washing machine during a prank said Tuesday his freeing by police using olive oil was “like a birthing”

The man, who has identified himself only as “Laurence”, opened up about the mortifying incident in which a large group of rescue workers had to grease up his 5 foot-9 inch (175cm), 68-kilogram (150 pound) frame to pull him from his top-loader machine.

He told commercial radio he had “decided to have a bit of sneaky fun while in the nude” but found shortly after clambering into the washing machine that “I couldn’t get actually fully in or fully out and had to call for assistance.”

“I really just wanted another beer,” he said when asked what went through his mind when he realised he was stuck.

This is why we have a nope thread TP.

on my commute in saw a woman driving a PT Cruiser popping a zit

Didn't know PT Cruisers got zits.

/bucky