...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

by **The Dude** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 20:57:56

The Dude wrote:i bought a homeless guy two hotdogs at 7-11 and he told me to play 5-2-3 in the lottery tonight

the winning numbers were 711. wow

by **td11** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 21:01:02

by **Woody** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 21:28:29

by **pacino** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 21:30:24

The big news is that homeless guy is full of shit with his lottery strategy

by **The Dude** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 22:04:53

well he does live in a park people are afraid to go, so i can't blame him

by **Bucky** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 00:41:53

Abington has an intersection of Charles & Lindbergh

by **Soren** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 08:14:56

Bucky wrote:Abington has an intersection of Charles & Lindbergh

Harrisburg has an intersection of Beaver & Johnson

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 08:54:04

Happy stinkbug season, everyone!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 13:29:59

I have $666.66 in the bank

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 13:40:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I have $666.66 in the bank

GO TO 7-11 AND ASK FOR LOTTERY NUMBERS

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 13:51:45

bring hot dogs

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 15:44:19

I think professional sports is better without a salary cap. A salary cap is too much like socialism or communism.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 15:50:46

when we make haiku
so focused on syllables
we miss the point

by **TomatoPie** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 15:54:35

WheelsFellOff wrote:when we make haiku
so focused on syllables
we miss the point

haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 16:05:51

Whenever I fart
The smoke detectors go off
I need a doctor

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 19:49:12

Like the say in The Elephant Man:

"Sometimes I think my head is so big because it is so full of snot."

by **Soren** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 08:34:41

haiku in english
like death metal on bagpipes
totally pointless

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 08:43:16

that's silly

by **Soren** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 08:43:37

I stole it.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 09:32:52

I just hope no one thinks all Japanese words are one syllable or something

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