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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Napalm » Fri Jun 07, 2013 18:06:23

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Youseff wrote:
i'm smoking a bowl on my balcony watching the rain fall, eating some pretzel sticks.


this is gold


Grab some peanut butter and a beer and thank me later.

peanut butter and bourbon

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Slowhand » Fri Jun 07, 2013 18:06:55

I've been known to eat peanut butter by the spoonful.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jun 07, 2013 18:27:59

i can't believe i missed all the driving talk
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jun 07, 2013 18:32:39

Napalm wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:
Youseff wrote:
i'm smoking a bowl on my balcony watching the rain fall, eating some pretzel sticks.


this is gold


Grab some peanut butter and a beer and thank me later.

peanut butter and bourbon


Friend of mine in college would eat a jar of pb every time he smoked. We used to steal all his peanut butter and then get him stoned and watch him freak out. In case you can't tell, I was awesome in College, a real big man on campus.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Jun 07, 2013 19:01:27


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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jun 07, 2013 19:05:15

banner fucking week for this piece of shit government
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby pacino » Fri Jun 07, 2013 19:22:08

Thatll fix things

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:12:44

I was on a conference call a few weeks back when they announced the potential cuts and pretty sure I heard people whimpering or crying in the background. Sucks man.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby azrider » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:26:39

just finished a little bathroom cleaning and after putting a little extra elbow grease into the toilet seat got me thinking... what is the average life span of a toilet seat? even though it looks as good as new, i am concerned about the weeks and months ahead. we all have those days with a case of the violent shits, you know the ones where you race to the bathroom and barely hit the seat before shit goes a flying. well, i just don't want to go a flying with my shit closely following half way across the bathroom floor because my seat broke. as ben franklin once said an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Youseff » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:30:36

this weather is pissing me off.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:37:41

Think the average life expectancy of a toilet seat is 10 years. Shit or get off the pot.

Of course, this depends on how you treat your crapper though.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby The Dude » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:42:09

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby azrider » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:50:01

i spend a good 15 minutes a day on mine, but they are what i would consider highway miles. i'm just sitting there relaxing, reflecting upon my day and catching up on the news. and since i don't have a couch girl/live in gf, i don't have those constant putting the seat up and down, which probably takes years off the average seat. when the seat comes down, i don't joke around. i go to work.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Bucky » Fri Jun 07, 2013 20:52:29

bury me has to choose his wisely 'cause it's good for a lifetime

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby phatj » Fri Jun 07, 2013 21:13:33

Toilet seats can break, huh
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby pacino » Fri Jun 07, 2013 21:35:37

on the bus today a guy with missing teeth and a guy who is seriously about 400lbs were making fun of people's appearances. much inside lolz were had by me.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby 702 » Fri Jun 07, 2013 21:39:44

Finally got over 110 degrees in Vegas. I slow roasted a turkey in my backyard leaving it on the table uncovered.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby azrider » Fri Jun 07, 2013 21:45:18

phatj wrote:Toilet seats can break, huh


i thought the same were to be true about beds. boy was i naive.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Youseff » Sat Jun 08, 2013 01:25:25

trying to give Bruce Springsteen a chance here, guys, but I'm kinda bored. listening to The River for the first time and meh meh meh is my opinion.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Ramon Gris » Sat Jun 08, 2013 02:17:45

Thanks for all the good thoughts today. We fucking killed it. Absolutely no doubt that we're getting it. Just have to wait on some people to meet up and talk about how much they loved us. Thank you again to all of you that liked our page and our photos. We used that briefly in our presentation (we already have more social media support than the people who owned it for three years before us), and it definitely helped build our case for who we are and why we'll succeed. This is going to be a total life-changer, and I appreciate the support I got from youse guys. I'm hoping we get confirmation next week, but we definitely nailed it.

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