only been to a strip club once in my life, about 5 months ago. awkward and gross and uncomfortable. The one redeeming moment was when they pulled this girl, about a 7, up from the seats to get a lap dance on stage for her birthday and the stripper started going to town on her, navigated her way into the girls shirt and started licking tittays for all to enjoy. So the best part was a nonstripper

Barry Jive wrote:only because it puts up the pretense of being unsleazy. The Republican wears sleaze on its sleeve

yeah. like, I'm pretty sure the girls at the Republican are pretty into being strippers. feel like the dead-eyed teenagers at Xfinity just wanted a waitressing job before they realized they'd be wearing hooker outfits

that sounds pretty neat

also, strip clubs are way better if there are girls in your traveling party

Fuck, I have 30 pages of papers due by Wednesday of next week. Motherfuck.

Napalm wrote:only been to a strip club once in my life, about 5 months ago. awkward and gross and uncomfortable. The one redeeming moment was when they pulled this girl, about a 7, up from the seats to get a lap dance on stage for her birthday and the stripper started going to town on her, navigated her way into the girls shirt and started licking tittays for all to enjoy. So the best part was a nonstripper

Oh. What a difference one small "a" makes.

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Now that I think about, there was a guy on the EMB who thought that strippers were just regular girls working their way through college or paying for medical bills and how he is friends with a lot of them. Anyone remember that guy? Bleed Eagles Green I think.

does he consider addiction, alcoholism, and victims of sexual abuse or abandonment regular?

that's the real story behind these girls.

I tripped on that too

The worst is when the strip club has only two average-looking girls on duty and they just rotate every 5 minutes. 10 minutes in, you've already tipped both girls and they're back for more. fkkk this

BigEd76 wrote:The worst is when the strip club has only two average-looking girls on duty and they just rotate every 5 minutes. 10 minutes in, you've already tipped both girls and they're back for more. fkkk this

that's what you get for skipping out on work and go during the day.

I was told the Dolphin will no longer have dancers. WHATS THE REAL FACTS HERE?

after a few drinks, i loosened up a bit and started practicing my free throws. chick would be spread eagle on stage and id see people crumbling 1s and trying to hit the target, it was pathetic how everyone missed, like a club full of dwights and shaqs, not to mention the disappointment seen on the face of the girl. So i step up to the line to take my shots, only to go 1-5 from the stripe. smh

Thought I found a good new Phillies blogger, until she made a cheap Amaro joke

Reminded me of hitting it off with someone at a bar, then she pulls out a cigarette

thought strip clubs were overrated til i went out in vegas. every girl there is outrageous. though i am near an alcohol-induced coma everytime i'm there so who really knows.

z ipper wrote:thought strip clubs were overrated til i went out in vegas. every girl there is outrageous. though i am near an alcohol-induced coma everytime i'm there so who really knows.

I'd say the same about the ones in Montreal and they're much, much more liberal with the whole no touching rule.

I think the girls at Risque and Penthouse here are pretty amazing but I can't go to those places without dropping a hundred bucks and I'd rather not

i spent an absurd amount at scores vegas (rip). the girl somehow figured out how to use my debit card as a credit card. then she had me on the phone with my bank at like 4:30am for some reason that i can't remember. i remember the dude asking me "are you sure?" like five times. good times.

I wish I had something to contribute to this discussion but I don't.

I'm not buying you've never been to a strip club, gay or straight.

Against my morals, an alternate electric supplier has piqued my interest

right now I'm paying 7.66 cents/kWH

I can lock in at 7.5 cents for the next 7 years