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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Grotewold » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:37:08

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Olivia Wilde is engaged to Jason Sudeikis.

Life is so damn unfair.


She peaked with that Marissa Cooper hookup

Should of stayed single sudeik

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:55:41

Grotewold wrote:
She peaked with that Marissa Cooper hookup


Um what

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While Olivia was left embarrassed after comments she made about her sex life with the "SNL" star in which she said they ''have sex like Kenyan marathon runners,'' Jason insists she was misquoted and she actually said ''f - - k.''

When asked about Olivia's claims, Jason joked to GQ: ''Yep, and we have a guy who gives us little cups of water. To be honest, she was misquoted. If there's any legitimacy in entertainment journalism, I'd be remiss if I didn't correct it: The actual quote was ''We f - - k like Kenyan marathon runners.''

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:57:20

I think her face is not exactly top-tier

:ducks:

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Grotewold » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:58:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I think her face is not exactly top-tier

:ducks:


Nor the Carlos Tocci body type

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:59:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I think her face is not exactly top-tier

:ducks:

Don't get me wrong, she's not my favorite by any stretch... but she's damn hot. And I was just amazed that a guy like Sudeikis could put a ring on it.

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:01:13

I'm always buoyed by these case studies where humor ranks as high as women often say it does

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Grotewold » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:02:38

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:I was just amazed that a guy like Sudeikis could put a ring on it.


No way man, he's been rippin and tearin

January Jones and Scaro Jo I think

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby td11 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:07:31

left home at 715, got to work at 10
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby td11 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:07:56

Grotewold wrote:
RichmondPhilsFan wrote:I was just amazed that a guy like Sudeikis could put a ring on it.


No way man, he's been rippin and tearin

January Jones and Scaro Jo I think

god damn
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Woody » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:25:42

Of note: Olivia Wilde's actual last name is Cockburn
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:36:47

wilde cockburn

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:39:46

Grotewold wrote:
RichmondPhilsFan wrote:I was just amazed that a guy like Sudeikis could put a ring on it.


No way man, he's been rippin and tearin

January Jones and Scaro Jo I think

Then I'm utterly speechless.

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby phatj » Fri Feb 01, 2013 13:03:35

Guess it's true that girls like a sense of humor
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Feb 01, 2013 13:17:11

Grotewold wrote:
RichmondPhilsFan wrote:I was just amazed that a guy like Sudeikis could put a ring on it.


No way man, he's been rippin and tearin

January Jones and Scaro Jo I think

pills

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby PrattRules » Fri Feb 01, 2013 13:31:07

phatj wrote:Guess it's true that girls like a sense of humor


:-D Don't have to kill myself.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby The Dude » Fri Feb 01, 2013 14:14:44

Pretty sure the people who hung the Elm St detour signs were having a laff

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Doll Is Mine » Fri Feb 01, 2013 15:25:59

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A man claiming to be a pastor apparently tried to stiff a waiter on a tip, explaining that his work for God absolved him of having to leave one.

A photo of the receipt, posted to Reddit.com, shows a bill for $34.93 with an automatic 18 percent gratuity (or $6.29) added above a blank space for an additional tip.

"I give God 10%," the diner wrote on the receipt, scratching out the automatic tip. "Why do you get 18?" He then wrote "Pastor" above his signature, and an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be. (The automatic gratuity, however, had already been added to the total.)

The Reddit user who submitted the image explained in the comments section that the receipt was part of a total bill for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added.

“Parties up to eight ... may tip whatever they’d like, but larger parties receive an automatic gratuity," the server wrote. "It’s in the computer, it’s not something I do.”

The server added: “They had no problem with my service, and told me I was great. They just didn’t want to pay when the time came.”


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Yikes...the server was fired.

An Applebee's waitress who posted a receipt with a note from a pastor complaining about the automatic gratuity added to the bill on the Internet was fired on Wednesday after the pastor complained to her manager.

Chelsea Welch, the waitress, wrote in an email to Yahoo News that the pastor (who has since been identified as Alois Bell) told Welch's manager at the St. Louis-area Applebee's that the ensuing firestorm had "ruined" her reputation.

"I give God 10%," Bell wrote on the receipt, scratching out the automatic tip and scribbling in an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be. "Why do you get 18?" (There were more than eight people in Bell's party, triggering the auto-tip.)

Welch, who snapped a photo of the bill from a fellow server and uploaded to Reddit, defended her right to post the receipt. "I thought the note was insulting, but also comical," she told Consumerist.com. "And I thought other users would find it entertaining.”

Bell, a pastor at Truth in the World Deliverance Ministries Church, was not amused, and she called Welch's manager to complain.

“[It was] a lapse in my character and judgment,” Bell told the Smoking Gun, adding she did not expect her easily recognizable signature would be, as her friend informed her, “all over Yahoo. You went viral!”
[Related: Pastor leaves waiter note on receipt: ‘I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?’]

“My heart is really broken,” Bell added. “I’ve brought embarrassment to my church and ministry.”

A spokesman for Applebee’s said it apologized to Bell for violating her "right to privacy" and confirmed that Welch “is no longer employed by the franchise."

Welch was surprised that Applebee's fired her, "especially because there was nothing specific in the employee handbook admonishing this behavior."

"I had no intention of starting a witch hunt or hurting anyone. I just wanted to share a picture I found interesting," she said. “I come home exhausted, sore, burnt, dirty and blistered on a good day. And after all that, I can be fired for ‘embarrassing’ someone who directly insults their server on religious grounds.”

Welch also isn't buying Bell's embarrassment. “If this person wrote the note, obviously they wanted it seen by someone," she said. “I’ve been stiffed on tips before, but this is the first time I’ve seen the Big Man used as reasoning."

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 01, 2013 15:31:30

should pastors be giving God around 60-70% anyway

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby pacino » Fri Feb 01, 2013 15:31:45

oh DIM, this is why i voted for you. you should check the tweeter and bookface thread
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby pacino » Fri Feb 01, 2013 15:32:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:should pastors be giving God around 60-70% anyway

110% imo
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