Houshphandzadeh wrote:this morning I took 49 dimes, 77 nickels, and 267 pennies to the bank

I guess given the odd number of pennies, you deposited it, rather exchanging that for a 10 dollar bill, a single, and some change.

TenuredVulture wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:this morning I took 49 dimes, 77 nickels, and 267 pennies to the bank

I guess given the odd number of pennies, you deposited it, rather exchanging that for a 10 dollar bill, a single, and some change.

guessin' right, my man!

Bill McNeal wrote:My wife is watching some corny movie on the hallmark channel right now. This movie is corny as #$!&@, but I think I may be in love with the lead.

I just looked her up too... She is hot... That movie was the worst though... That dude playing piano and singing next to her hospital bed at the end was the cherry on top. I think the actors in these Hallmark movies are just celebrity lookalikes of real actors. There is some kid who looks like Elijah Wood in one now that I think is the son of lookalike Amanda Peet.

On a scale of 1-10, how rude is it to eat dinner when company is over? They already ate. I'm thinking a 4, and I can live with that.

feel like the context matters a lot (bros vs relatives) but either way, if they already ate and you didn't, what the heck ya gonna do

need more info. did they come unannounced, did they knwo you'd be eating, did you invite them for dinner then refuse dinner

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third grilled cheese bad idea

prepare your anus

Fuck it. I just ate the pizza. The lady, who is a friend of my mom's, was supposed to come over around 7 to cut my brother's hair. I got home at 6:20, and she was already here so we started the haircut. Pizza was on the stove. Got done around 6:50 and my mom offered her pizza and beer, the latter of which she accepted. I held out until 7:30 and then gave in.

sorry jeff

couldnt you have just grabbed a piece and sat in front of the tv? pizza isnt really a lets sit down and have dinner food. especially if the woman refused it already.

were you the official witness or something?

feel like pratt is just screwing around

Houshphandzadeh wrote:were you the official witness or something?

My brother is autistic and is extremely afraid of getting his hair cut, so I end up having to hold him down while the hairdresser cuts away.

To Calvin, I sat down in the other room and stared at the wall eating my pizza while my mom and her friend sat down in the living room and talked quietly with the tv off. Wasn't about to turn it on.

oops

next time put it in the blender and make a pizza smoothie. it's less impolite to drink while company is over

yoko ono has made butt hoodie

writing a bunch of bullshit about Tandoori chicken, like, for college credit. I almost feel like quoting wikipedia at this point. SECURE THE C

I don't find that even a little bit rude pratts

my roomie is giving the cat diet food now; however, he's giving him way too much of it. what's the goddamn point

pacino wrote:my roomie is giving the cat diet food now; however, he's giving him way too much of it. what's the goddamn point

maybe he wants to die-it