I want to go as the Fresh Prince when he's in school but I can't find a navy blazer with a crazy lining to turn inside out. I have the shirt and tie all ready, Sixers hat, high tops, dress pants. But can't find the damn blazer. Gonna hit up a couple vintage stores tomorrow. Otherwise I'm scrambling for an idea.

I might get a sheet and cut eyeholes and be a ghost. Pretty clichéd in a sense but I don't remember any people actually doing it

Didn't I? wrote:I want to go as the Fresh Prince when he's in school but I can't find a navy blazer with a crazy lining to turn inside out. I have the shirt and tie all ready, Sixers hat, high tops, dress pants. But can't find the damn blazer. Gonna hit up a couple vintage stores tomorrow. Otherwise I'm scrambling for an idea.

That is an amazing idea.

Didn't I? wrote:I want to go as the Fresh Prince when he's in school but I can't find a navy blazer with a crazy lining to turn inside out. I have the shirt and tie all ready, Sixers hat, high tops, dress pants. But can't find the damn blazer. Gonna hit up a couple vintage stores tomorrow. Otherwise I'm scrambling for an idea.

If you can sew at all, just get some crazy fabric and sew it over the lining of a junk blazer. Hell, if you're real lazy just use fabric glue.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I might get a sheet and cut eyeholes and be a ghost. Pretty clichéd in a sense but I don't remember any people actually doing it

Draw a crappy set of tits on it and say it's a sexy ghost costume

or just kill a bunch of women and make a composite woman costume from their skins

Are you about a size 14?

I need to find a way to monetize my skepticism about all reported major weather events

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I might get a sheet and cut eyeholes and be a ghost. Pretty clichéd in a sense but I don't remember any people actually doing it

Thought you were going to go as a Klansman for a minute.

this whole shit is exasperating

costume bs should end at college

I just want to watch a few horror movies and move on

Slowhand wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I might get a sheet and cut eyeholes and be a ghost. Pretty clichéd in a sense but I don't remember any people actually doing it

Thought you were going to go as a Klansman for a minute.

edgy

Houshphandzadeh wrote:this whole #$!&@ is exasperating

costume bs should end at college

I just want to watch a few horror movies and move on

Then do. I ain't going to no party.

nah, it's a catch 22 because skipping two pretty cool-seeming parties because I'm too lazy to slap together a costume would be lame as well

Houshphandzadeh wrote:nah, it's a catch 22 because skipping two pretty cool-seeming parties because I'm too lazy to slap together a costume would be lame as well

Tape a toilet paper tube to your forehead and call yourself a unicorn.

Wear the ugliest clothey in your closet and go as laundry day.

Wear a box and go as a box.

Defile a big bird doll and go as Romney.

Shit ain't that hard

went to a show last night and now my hearing is FUCKED

I haven't dressed up in like 5 years. But my birthday is Saturday night and got pressure from friends to do a Birthday/Halloween costume thing at a bar.

Another idea I had was to go as myself as a 9 year old, which would mean shaving the beard I've had for 4 years.

even at my advanced age, it's still fun to go to parties in which girls are dressed like whores.

my cousin mose wrote:went to a show last night and now my hearing is FUCKED

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right rear tire flat when I got into work. Putting the spare on and driving to pep boys one of the top five most grownup things I've ever done. (I did call my dad to make sure I wasn't fucking anything up though)

/not an adult

THANKS OBAMA