Houshphandzadeh wrote:this is funny, IMHO

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its- ... herf*ckers

change the star to a u, mother fuckers

A popular fifth-grade teacher fatally shot a masked teenager in self-defense outside his neighbor's house during what appeared to be an attempted late-night burglary, then discovered the teen was his son, state police said.

Kirby C.: Thanks. Let’s chat about your account.
Kirby C.: Hello
Kirby C.: How are you?
You: I'm good. So I didn't change any settings on my phone that I recall, but now when I answer the phone, I'm prompted to press 1 if I'd like to talk to the person.
Kirby C.: Thank you for sharing additional details. Please give me a moment while I research that for you.
You: I'd like to turn this off and just go back to answering the phone when I answer the call.
You: Thanks.
Kirby C.: Thank you for waiting.
Kirby C.: I have performed all the basic trouble shootings with your phone, please power cycle it by removing its battery and try to use the services and let me know with the result.
You: It's hard for me to test since someone has to call me.
Kirby C.: Ok.
Kirby C.: You can send a text message to some one to call you to check this.
You: Yeah, still doing it. It says, "You've received a call from unknown caller. To accept, press 1. To send a voicemail, press 2."
You: Maybe it's a Google voice thing?
Kirby C.: I suggest you to please press the green key to accept the call so that you will be connected to the person.
You: Yeah, I do that to accept the call and then I get the message.
Kirby C.: Ok.

- ten minutes pass -

Kirby C.: I understand that and apologize for the inconvenience you have gone through.
Kirby C.: I have gone through your account settings.
Kirby C.: However all the services are provisioned correctly from here.
You: Ok, it's no big deal, I have to go back to work, I'll try again later.
You: Thanks.

td11 wrote:I just walked into a Wawa humming the Beverly Hills cop theme and it started playing as soon as I walked in

Barry Jive wrote:you're him. you're beverly hill cop man