Random Thoughts are a funny game

Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Youseff » Fri Sep 28, 2012 16:59:27

I hate most children. They're often such rotten people. I've so far resisted the urge to tell my friends their children are assholes, though.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:04:36

just blew some smoke directly on a stinkbug crawling across my window and i think it fully destroyed him
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:30:58

td11 wrote:just blew some smoke directly on a stinkbug crawling across my window and i think it fully destroyed him

Could be stink... nvm
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:33:13

That is probably an overwhelming amount of weed for a stinkbug.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:26:57

movie theater popcorn/soda prices are so insane.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:40:25

that reminds me of an aggravating situation I wanted to rant about. Was at the movies with The Kid. Of course, as soon as the movie starts he wants popcorn. So I go out and there's two lines- both pretty crowded. I pick the shorter of the two. In that line, there's four young adults- early 20s, I'd say- all standing side by side. My mental line calculator counted them for one, maybe two people.

Then it's their turn. They order ONE BY ONE. EACH ONE OF THEM GETS THE SAME EXACT THING- a small popcorn and a small soda. And each any every one of them pays with cash. Which they don't start retrieving until the clerk tells them their total, which, if you've been following, IS THE EXACT SAME PRICE FOR EACH ONE OF THEM. So the clerk tells them "$8.60" or whatever it was. At this point each and every one of them opens up their purse, or gets out their wallet and starts hunting through their pocket for change. IT WAS MADDENING as I watched the other line move along. HEY YOU'RE ADULTS- WHY DON'T YOU ORDER A COUPLE LARGE POPCORNS AND ALL YOUR SODAS TOGETHER AND ONE PERSON PAYS AND EVERYONE GIVES THEM MONEY. If you're familiar with movie theater prices, one large is about 3x the size of a small and about two bucks more. I was ready to strangle.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Youseff » Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:42:44

they were probably poor and this was their one social outing per quarter.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby pacino » Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:48:14

what you do is smuggle in food. you put candy in your pocket. if you have water, you have that put in your lady's pocketbook.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby laf837 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:52:26

Youseff wrote:I hate most children. They're often such rotten people. I've so far resisted the urge to tell my friends their children are asshat, though.


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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby SK790 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:11:28

i'm glad i haven't been to a movie theater in over 10 years. seems like an incredible waste of money.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:18:22

Just don't eat for two hours. I know it's tough

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:21:44

i've smuggled in thousands of chk nugz in my pockets into movie theaters in just the last few years
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:22:11

are you suggesting popcorn isn't a necessary part of the whole movie theater experience


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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby pacino » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:23:00

i love popped corn in a movie theatre. i bite the 4 dollar bullet. if 4 bucks breaks me, i need to re-evaluate my life.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby The Dude » Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:25:17

what the hell is wrong with you people
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Sep 28, 2012 20:53:11

The Dude wrote:what the hell is wrong with you people


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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby mcare89 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 01:04:55

Seriously, don't think I've ever gone to a movie theater and not gotten popcorn. It's expensive, but totally worth it. The new theater in Pottstown has unlimited refills on any size bag. Buy a small, and make a trip just before the previews end to top off the bag. It's amazing.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Sep 29, 2012 01:47:10

one time me and pals brought a pizza in. Just carried the dominos box right in.

Another time we snuck in a six pack.

Also don't like popcorn really.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby SK790 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 04:30:19

calvin you are a terrible person for not liking popcorn.
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